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PC Puns, to make people smile?

Oneday77
Oneday77 Posts: 1,242 Forumite
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Does anyone have any good jokes, puns, a play on words or something to make us laugh about PCs and their problems?

Mine suck but things like -
Help my PC is running badly?
Buy it new trainers.

What's better a PC or a Mac on a rainy day?
Well one is waterproof and the other isn't.

My PC has crashed!
Was it insured Third party or fully comp?

I know maybe I will shut up now :) :beer:
New PV club member. 3.99kW system. Solar Edge with 14 x 285W JA Solar panels. 55° West from south and 35° pitch.
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  • tripled
    tripled Posts: 2,883 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    **** arghhh my eyes.... ****

    :p
  • Marty_J
    Marty_J Posts: 6,594 Forumite
    sandwich.png
  • BillScarab
    BillScarab Posts: 6,027 Forumite
    You beat me to it marty. That's my all time favourite computer joke.

    One for Unix users

    # cat "food in cans"
    cat: cannot open food in cans
    It's my problem, it's my problem
    If I feel the need to hide
    And it's my problem if I have no friends
    And feel I want to die


  • diable
    diable Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

    !!!!!! stuck in drive (spelling mistake made by call logger)
  • tdlwebs
    tdlwebs Posts: 32 Forumite
    There are only 10 types of computer user...



    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    World Peace in 2010
  • busenbust
    busenbust Posts: 4,782 Forumite
    Such a classic :cool:

    original.aspx
  • gaming_guy
    gaming_guy Posts: 6,128 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    edited 15 December 2009 at 1:24PM
    one of my mates wrapped up his colleagues desk (base unit, mouse, keyboard, monitor, everything on the (and including the) desk basically) in christmas wrapping paper and it looked pretty good. i'd have loved to have seen his face when he noticed.

    edit - another one:

    the_internet_on_one_disk.jpg
  • Oneday77
    Oneday77 Posts: 1,242 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    diable wrote: »
    Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

    !!!!!! stuck in drive (spelling mistake made by call logger)
    You mean it's a PICNIC problem, Problem In Chair Not In Computer
    New PV club member. 3.99kW system. Solar Edge with 14 x 285W JA Solar panels. 55° West from south and 35° pitch.
  • busenbust
    busenbust Posts: 4,782 Forumite
    gaming_guy wrote: »
    one of my mates wrapped up his colleagues desk (base unit, mouse, keyboard, monitor, everything on the (and including the) desk basically) in christmas wrapping paper and it looked pretty good. i'd have loved to have seen his face when he noticed.

    edit - another one:

    the_internet_on_one_disk.jpg
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • renegade
    renegade Posts: 1,282 Forumite
    Not puns but these Thread titles made me howl!

    How much does a baby cost?

    How can I rescue my Nougat?

    Free hamper to Salvation!

    ipod touched dock!

    Thinking of getting an Apple
    .:rotfl::rotfl:
    You live..You learn.:)
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