Confessionals...

cookiesncream

Emmzi wrote:

I stole a teaspoon from work 10 years ago because it said 'property of ramsay street' on it.

How many Hail MArtins is that?

My Mum's got one of those!!! Always wondered where she got it from....

jesster_2

lynzpower wrote:

i pinched someone elses boyfreind and im marrying him

Ha ha! I pinched someone's boyfriend and then didn't bother to marry him. Not sure which is worse!

I also used to work cleaning holiday properties for a large agency. That was about ten years ago, and my parents are still stacked up with the company's loo cleaner, polish, oven cleaner. Think the bin bags ran out in 2003.

Perhaps the most satisfying was when this really rude woman pushed in front of me in a queue at the video shop. She had the DVD of the Sixth Sense in her hand, (stop reading here if you've never seen it!) so i said in a really loud voice: 'Yes the thing is Bruce Willis is dead all along!'

But my favourite was during the 1997 election campaign when i was 18. Our local MP at the time was called Luff, so there were big posters all over town "Vote Luff". Me and 2 friends got a bit squiffy, made lots of big Ms and scampered round town late at night sticking them over all the Ls. Cue lots of conservative supporters waking up to discover slightly rude signs in their gardens.

Anastacia

lynzpower wrote:

i pinched someone elses boyfreind and im marrying him

Doesnt count as a sin. You have to find your other half even if he accidently paired up with someone else first.

Well done on finding him .

Anastacia

spud30

Heres a DFW confession for those of you with kids.

Teach the little darlings that if the ice cream man plays his music, it means he has sold out of ice cream.

My two believed it for years.

Anastacia

spud30 wrote:

Heres a DFW confession for those of you with kids.

Teach the little darlings that if the ice cream man plays his music, it means he has sold out of ice cream.

My two believed it for years.

I taught ours that it meant it was okay to get a choc ice from the freezer.
We dont have an ice cream that comes near us anymore but i'd be interested to know if they still go to the bottom freezer basket when they hear the tune.

gallygirl

lynzpower wrote:

i pinched someone elses boyfreind and im marrying him

Best kind - already broken in & house trained!:rotfl:

LJD1_2

I stole two penny sweets on a brownie trip to chester zoo 30 years ago. I felt so bad that I threw them in a bin and gave the cashier 10p saying I'd found it on the floor.

thyme_2

Ha Ha Toto - that is so funny he he! Thanks for the laugh!:D

ljm_4

OK, so finally managed to start a new account so you don't know me!!

Well there was the £50 in postal money vouchers that some idiot sent to where I work. No note, no name, so I took them to the Bank of LJM and put the lovely £50 in my piggy bank - well, £30 is still there.

There was the time when I accidently threw out my bosses ever-so expensive handmade Italian suit - and then agreed when the bosses wife said that someone must have broken into the car on the way to the dry-cleaners (she was a bit dim I must admit).

I was at a party and the toilets were being used, so went out to my boyfriends car and had an urgent dump in the gutter (apologies for the crudeness) and then rolled the car back so you couldn't tell it was us.

Ummm - done the stole another man off his wife thing.

Done the sleep with the co-worker and then kept the boss (different from above) hanging on (he later confessed that for 2 months he'd carried around extra briefs and sox in his briefcase) for a night of wild passionate sex before I left the job.

Haven't told my husband that I still have sexy steamy email and picture sex with bestest !!!!friend. (He lives nowhere near anymore - so purely on line).

That's it for now, my brain is fried, and my face is red.
If I remember anymore I will log back in as ljm.
TTFN

PeachPickle

I broke my dads windscreen wipers when I enthusiastically cleaned his car as a surprise when I was little. Didn't want to admit it, so I just tried my best to dirty the car again and convinced my sister not to tell. Then had to listen to him ranting about young hooligans. He still doesn't know it was me...