Confessionals...

GreyPilgrim

postingalwaysposting wrote:

i wanted a new mobile about 6 years ago (i was still in school) and i was sick while i was at p.e, anyway i ran into the boys showers and was sick everywhere so we (me and my friend) washed the showers down with water then i went home, dropped my mobile down the toliet and said i dropped it while i was washing up my sick mum couldnt afford to get a new one so i had to save my paper round money and i payed £20 of the £30 the new mobile cost :rotfl: sorry mum :A

Four HailPilgrims and three strikes of the birch leaves.

But still nothing REALLY bad... come on guys!!

snoozer

When dd was litlle I brainwashed her into giving me all her orange smarties


also trained her to make sick noises whenever she saw Orville on Tv.:o

buxtonrabbitgreen

I found £10 in an atm and took it and spent it too

tesuhoha

Years and years ago my OH was working in Andrew Lloyd Webber's house and he took one of the kitchen knives. It was a very good knife and I still use it today.

Toto

My mum and I once stole a postbox!

She lived in a tiny village (which actually was 5 houses) and this postbox was one of the square ones on a bit of fence post. Well, she had a few to drink and had written a letter to her (soon to be) ex husband. She posted it and instantly regretted it. So at 4 am (fuled with tons of alcohol, mum really wasn't drinker) we went out with this fishing device to capture the letter. It was a stone on a bit of string with parcel tape wrapped around it sticky side out. Well, she lost the string in the box and lost the stone too, so she decided to stick her hand in to try to get the stone.

She got her hand stuck and lost her bracelet in the post box as well, so I had to go home and get some washing up liquid to ease her hand out.

Now she is worried about her bracelet. So in our drunken wisdom we decide to take the post box off the fence and shake it upside down to get the bracelet out. So we did (I won't say how)

We took the box to our garage and shook it, couldn't get the bracelet. So now she decides to become a lock picker (which she isn't very good at). I actually can't now remember how we got the thing open, but we did and got the letter and the bracelet.

But now we have a new problem because we are actually honest people and we have some mail belonging to other people and a damaged post box (and it is daylight) So, my mum dragged my brother out of bed to drive her into town so she could post the mail (didn't want it being late).

Later that day she got a parcel box and mailed the damaged post box to the royal mail with a note saying sorry explainig the story and £30 for its repair.

A few days later the post box was back in its spot and a note was atached saying... To whom it may concern. We hope you had a good evening, thank you for returning our property and for giving us the biggest giggle this office has ever known. However, should there be a next time an officer would gladly open the box to return your property.

We didn't drink much after that.

deaththecat

:rotfl: to the above!!

I snuck out before daylight on many an occasion.....
Went out with two best friends at the same time.....
But now I'm a grown-up, the worst thing I've done is teach my one year old to make piggy oinks on demand.

gallygirl

got really hacked off in a post office once, with the guy telling me I had to pay for a cert of posting (think that's what it was). At the time I did market research & sent work back all the time this way, so knew I had to pay ordinary postage only.

Row went on & on, eventually, as big queue, I gave in & paid. Got to door, realised he'd made a mistake with change so went back & told him to which he replied 'tough, you'd already left' - I hadn't, was still in shop. So I shrugged shoulders and left - with change from a £50 note when I'd give him £10..... someone told me later if he was sub-postmaster he'd have to make it up himself - GOOD!!!!!

Punishment?????

Anastacia

When we were really really poor & I was putting too small baby clothes in the Sally Anns clothes recycling thingybob & a Jacket fell out. I did put it back but kept it for a year first as we could afford one for my son. I look at that as a gift from above though.

Around the same time there was a police chase outside of our flats & as the crim ran around the corner he threw his leather jacket off & under a car to chase his appearance as the police caught up to him. My husband always wanted a leather jacket & the police & crim were long gone so I kept it. There was nothing in it to indentify the man or I would have (probably) taken it back to the police station.

Around the same time someone left a workmate (black & decker not actual person) against our outside wall. This is really unlikely if you saw the flats as they were an end teeace conversin on a main road. We left it out there for a day or more & then brought it in for safekeeping (no, really). We still have it 16 years later.

I also taught my yougest son to call cheese & onion crisps dog breath flavour, which my best freidn found hysterical but my mum wasnt quite so taken with.

Oh, dear. I am bad. (hangs head)

Anastacia

lynzpower

i pinched someone elses boyfreind and im marrying him

Emmzi

lynzpower wrote:

i pinched someone elses boyfreind and im marrying him

Hah hah..well, you know he's better quality that one someone was giving away!!!


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