MSE Complaint

Grumpy_Old_Duffer

Uuumph! Uuumph!

I'd just like to say Uuumph!, keeping in-line with other restrictions imposed by Buracratic rulings Uuumph!, that I strongly object to the logo of this website Uuumph! showing the St Georges Cross.

I find this most offensive Uuumph! and likely to cause a National outcry Uuumph! Uuumph! How dare you show your patrotism in this way. Uuumph!!!
Our Parents & Grandparents didn't give their lives in the 2 World Wars so that you could flaunt this flag in this way. Uuumph!! Uuumph!!

hollydays

I strongly object to your Avatar-it looks like the type of bear that would have love and hate tattoed on its knuckles.

penrhyn

I've just noticed that there is a St Georges flag attached to a car parked in my drive.
OMG its mine, I must be punished, who's a naughty Penrhyn?:rotfl:

Darksun

You know having a flag flying from your car significantly increases your petrol usage

Careful_girl

I was wondering how long it would be until we mentioned this to the world. a colleague showed me text about white flags with red crosses on cars being a sign which must be showed by drivers without sizeable family jewels if you get my meaning!!! It was funnier on the text though.;)
CG

IvanOpinion

Be fair .. he was Father O'Lewis on St Paddies day and he was blue and white on St Andrews day and from the expression on his face I am pretty sure he had a leek shoved somewhere on St Davids day

There is also a rumour going round that he will be appearing in red swimming shorts on St David Hasslehoffs day and frilly see-thru underwear on St Vivien Westwoods day.

Ivan

hawkwinddotcom

DfT ANNOUNCES PUBLIC DRIVING STANDARDS RECOGNITION SCHEME

Due to the decreasing quality of driving in England the Department for
Transport has devised a scheme to identify poor drivers whilst giving good
drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst on the highway.

Thus from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving
badly which includes:
. overtaking in dangerous places
. tailgating
. braking sharply
. speeding in residential areas
. failing to indicate at junctions
. parking on footpaths
. performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
. taking up more than one lane on multi-lane highways
. anything of a furry nature hanging from a rear-view mirror
. lowered suspension on family sized car
. driving with a stereo system on maximum volume with windows

wound down

will be issued with flags coloured white and bearing a red cross, signifying
their inability to drive correctly.

These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other
drivers and pedestrians.

IMPORTANT: Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills
will have to display two flags, one on each side of their vehicle, to
indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence to the
general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that all
driver's and pedestrians become aware of this initiative and the meaning of
the flags.

Public Enquiries: 020 7944 8300
Department for Transport Website: http://www.dft.gov.uk

Careful_girl

AND FAILING TO INDICATE WHEN CHANGING LANE ON DUAL CARRIAGEWAYS AND MOTORWAYS:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:mad:

Murtle

thank you, I found that very funny!!!

Ellie2758

Grumpy_Old_Duffer wrote:

Uuumph! Uuumph!

I'd just like to say Uuumph!, keeping in-line with other restrictions imposed by Buracratic rulings Uuumph!, that I strongly object to the logo of this website Uuumph! showing the St Georges Cross.

I find this most offensive Uuumph! and likely to cause a National outcry Uuumph! Uuumph! How dare you show your patrotism in this way. Uuumph!!!
Our Parents & Grandparents didn't give their lives in the 2 World Wars so that you could flaunt this flag in this way. Uuumph!! Uuumph!!

How did my dad get on this site?:rotfl:

Grumpy_Old_Duffer

hollydays wrote:

I strongly object to your Avatar-it looks like the type of bear that would have love and hate tattoed on its knuckles.

Wrong!!! But he does have a butterfly on his b*m!!:D