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dampdaveski

achtunglady wrote: »

Go on, sing it you know you want to lol


Go compare, oh my dear, its that tw@ yes hes back, go compare, hes such a fukcwit, he gets on my tits, id rather be plucking out my pubic hair!!!!!

thank you achtung, got to work this morning a bit miserable and down in the dumps read your post and was actually crying with laughter:rotfl:
Was a bit difficult to explain it to everyone in the office though

As for the meercat I want to throw an electric heater into the jacuzzi or throw acid in tbh!
As for the freak in a jacket with the twitch, he just needs to be reported to the RSPCA for having rabies.

achtunglady

dampdaveski wrote: »

thank you achtung, got to work this morning a bit miserable and down in the dumps read your post and was actually crying with laughter:rotfl:
Was a bit difficult to explain it to everyone in the office though

As for the meercat I want to throw an electric heater into the jacuzzi or throw acid in tbh!
As for the freak in a jacket with the twitch, he just needs to be reported to the RSPCA for having rabies.

I bet you'll be singing my version everytime you see it on the telly LOL!!!!

achtunglady

Just for you Dave heres another one:

Go compare, hes back here, on again what a pain, go compare, he looks aright d!ck and he makes me sick, wish someone would castrate him and get him out of here!!!

dampdaveski

:T lol
How about
Go Compare, shave his facial pubic hair, Go compare, throw him in the thames, then throw bricks at him till he drowns etc.
Though to be honest I would like to see him having a go at the speakers job in the houses of parliment.
you saw that idea here first!:D

elainey_2

Dreamnine wrote: »

I don't like it...Or the Morrisons ad with that d!ckhead from topgear.

Oi!! You leave the Hamster alone!;) Yes, he may be wearing his christmas jumper that his mum's knitted for him in the advert, but he's still gorgeous!:D

Love elaine xx

P.S: And yes, the Gocompare advert drives me nuts too - especially when my DH starts singing it round the house!

dampdaveski

lol,
that bloody Hammond bloke needs to sort his hair out, he looks like a short @rse pipe cleaner that has lived for far too long around sellafield power station
Maybe he should get in that trolley (with the aid of steps) and ride down the mountain face first. and so on and so forth ;o)

elainey_2

dampdaveski wrote: »

lol,
that bloody Hammond bloke needs to sort his hair out, he looks like a short @rse pipe cleaner that has lived for far too long around sellafield power station
Maybe he should get in that trolley (with the aid of steps) and ride down the mountain face first. and so on and so forth ;o)

Yes, but the fact that he's vertically challenged is the reason I like him - as I'm a shortarse myself!:rotfl:
And he can roll down my mountain anytime....:smileyhea

dampdaveski

Lol, 'roll down my mountain' OO-ER! that's a classic one liner if ever I've heard one.
Incidentally I'm only 1' 6"