The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

sizzler

Can i post a scouser joke i got by email its clean

philnicandamy

sizzler wrote: »

Yes we know:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ah you know me.....always the slowest on the uptake! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

philnicandamy

sizzler wrote: »

Evening all hope you ok. Just finished twelve hours today:eek:


Hey phil just noticed you been member three yaers this month:D

Hi if wishes can I have drink please carling:T

Hi confused how you doing:)

yep and bankrupt for 3yrs in 9 days too.......I only ever joined to ask the odd question....and I never left :eek::eek::eek:

philnicandamy

sizzler wrote: »

Can i post a scouser joke i got by email its clean

do it..do it..do it..do it..:p:p:p:p:p:p

sizzler

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Liverpool sat a scouser.

He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the Scouser.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the sh*t out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.

He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the Scouser, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the Scouser replied. "Something about a job."

IF

Sizzler your george again.....:eek:

IF

philnicandamy wrote: »

yep and bankrupt for 3yrs in 9 days too.......I only ever joined to ask the odd question....and I never left :eek::eek::eek:

:T Thank heavens you didn't go......:j

sizzler

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


If sizzler was a horse he is a buggar




:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

IF

sweet horse avitar:rotfl::rotfl::T

confused76

philnicandamy wrote: »

well...you know where I am as well if you ever need a moan...could even shout you a coffee somewhere! (and I dont offer that to many you know!)

thanks Phil...we will have to meet for coffee one day definitely x