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The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

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  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
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    Yes I'm fine:T How are you confused?
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • sizzler
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    This could only happen with a little Italian kid!



    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.

    The priest asks, Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

    Yes, Father, it is.'

    And who was the girl you were with?'

    I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

    Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti




    'I cannot say.'

    Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'


    I'll never tell.'

    'Was it Nina Capelli?'


    I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

    Was it Cathy Piriano?'


    My lips are sealed.'

    Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'


    Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.


    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



    4 months vacation and five good leads.' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • IF
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    What you like sizzles:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • confused76
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    Yes I'm fine:T How are you confused?

    i'm fine thanks! x
  • IF
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    confused76 wrote: »
    i'm fine thanks! x

    That's good news....how are the migraines?
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • sizzler
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    Soory thought you were asking me shes in the bath:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • IF
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    sizzler wrote: »
    Soory thought you were asking me shes in the bath:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Well, I will do sizzles....how is Mrs sizzler......apart from in the bath:eek:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • sizzler
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  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    That's good news....how are the migraines?

    ok today, but worried about the next few days without painkillers, am going to be sore :(:(
  • IF
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    Oh bless....were always here for a chat x
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
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