The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

philnicandamy

Quadrophenia......i've not seen that for agggggggggggggggggggggggges! cracker of a film...

curly04

hi everyone
sorry not been round for a few days but just popped in to see how you all are

sizzler

Hey phil you forget how many people were in it who are now famous.:T

Hi curly how are you, nice to see you in the inn. would you like a drink:j

sizzler

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!":rotfl:

curly04

sizzler - oh yes please
no ice

sizzler

Curly a sizzler special "a slippery nipple" vodka with baileys on top. looks awfull but downed in one hits the spot.:D

How was your day?

Phil and ferni been on the malts tonight.

Can of skol for sizzler:beer:

pmg19680

I am bored and sooooooooooooooooo want to be discharged. Think I am just feelin that way out today!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Enjoy the drinks :beer:

philnicandamy

Hmm the guy certainly had a rough ride after all the hassles.....

sizzler

QUOTE I am bored and sooooooooooooooooo want to be discharged. Think I am just feelin that way out today!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Enjoy the drinks :beer:

Good evening, BAD DAY?

Here have a drink on the house.

Evening bat you ok today

pmg19680

Thank-you sizzler. I need a few drinks. Hope you are ok. Just ignore me i am not usually so negative I am just feelin bit pi---d off lately but i will be fine as its saturday lie in day tomorrow!;)