The Bankrupt Inn (part 4) New and Improved

philnicandamy

Its my 1st time....i'll let you know sizzles!

Bethankim

right darling boys, me my wonderwoman pants, and killer cleavage are off out to play..:D

be good now and if you cant be good you should be out with me :rotfl::rotfl:

xx

philnicandamy

Enjoy beth! but be careful....weather's still lousy

sizzler

Evening bat how you today?:beer:

fermi

blind-as-a-bat wrote: »

Hmm, not sure how to take that:cool: are you trying to give me a complex dont you think i have enough already:rolleyes::p

Oops! You'll just be the same as the rest of us though. :cool:

blind-as-a-bat wrote: »

I will start from the right, and meet you in the middle:p

I think you'll find the middle one empty by then.

In_a_Mess_3

Evening all, hope you are all well, me, hubby and the boys are having a chilling relaxing night tonight, we have red wine, the boys have the xbox!

TDMum

TD's Tip of the day:

Never pretend you're in an 80's musical when clearly you're as clumsy as a drunken nun riding a motorcycle!

Picture this if you will:
Whilst shopping in tesco you spot the 80's nightie of your dreams (gentlemen you may have to use poetic license here). Pink and black stripes, long, tight band at the bottom so the top part has volume, big slit in it for your head to poke through and to be "off the shoulder". You spot it and immediately think "FAME"!
You persuade your hubby to let you buy it even though "You already have about 20 pairs of PJ's".
Running through the door of the house you hurry upstairs to try it on even though it's not even 4pm yet. You look in the mirror and are consumed by the 80's. The rythym starts in your head, you feel the energy rushing through you, you feel alive and like nothing in the world can stop you. Hubby needs to see you like this. You race down the stairs to show him and when you reach the fifth from the bottom you think "I AM IRENE CARA". You leap through the air with an impressive stag jump singing at the top of your voice, "FAME! I'm gonna live for ...... aaayyyyyaaaa feeecckkkeeerrr!"

CRUNCH! Down you tumble onto your toes, then to your knees, then you smack your head off the radiator at the other side of the hall all the while your husband's giggling like a school boy with a whoopee cushion.

... 2 hours later you hobble home from A&E with 3 broken toes as a painful reminder that 1) You are not a west end superstar, 2) You never will be, and 3) Your husband is a total git for describing to the Dr how you managed to hurt yourself with a step by step account asking you to reinact it as it was soooo funny.

Moral of the story .... 80's style PJ's are the work of the devil!!

In_a_Mess_3

Oh dear dear dear TDmum!!

Hope you are ok and not too sore!

philnicandamy

One word TD mum......Ouch!

sizzler

I really liked that Td mum.

Sorry i went missing OH been out and couple of friends been round watched Quodrophenia, what a blast.

sizzlers a mod.

I should not say that or the garter queen will sound round the rockers:D