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E: 10/12 Win Your Christmas Wish List (Must Go On Air)

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  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
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    I know who them two ladies are! xx Just knew the name rung a bell, probably some news reader, or author i have read recently! xx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • easter65
    easter65 Posts: 5,319 Forumite
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    Can someone listen...I need to go for a Ninetendo :o
    Best Competition Wins-Brand New Vauxhall Corsa & £3000
  • toomanykids
    toomanykids Posts: 6,424 Forumite
    Got a christmas joke in an email

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honour of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle “, he said.
    “You may pass through the pearly gates”, Saint Peter said.
    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
    Saint Peter said, “you may pass through the pearly gates”.
    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.
    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

    The man replied, “These are Carols.”
  • toomanykids
    toomanykids Posts: 6,424 Forumite
    toniq wrote: »
    I know who them two ladies are! xx Just knew the name rung a bell, probably some news reader, or author i have read recently! xx

    yep thought you would ;)
    easter65 wrote: »
    Can someone listen...I need to go for a Ninetendo :o

    is that a euphamism?
  • easter65 wrote: »
    Can someone listen...I need to go for a Ninetendo :o
    ok i can (unless others are anyway)
  • cg1982
    cg1982 Posts: 8,961 Forumite
    im here listening checking list when name crops up
  • easter65
    easter65 Posts: 5,319 Forumite
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    TMK...:rotfl::rotfl: Sophie says can I go for a Nintendo (Wii )....Much Nicer ;)
    Best Competition Wins-Brand New Vauxhall Corsa & £3000
  • toomanykids
    toomanykids Posts: 6,424 Forumite
    easter65 wrote: »
    TMK...:rotfl::rotfl: Sophie says can I go for a Nintendo (Wii )....Much Nicer ;)

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:that's as bad as Billy with his Barry White :eek::eek:
  • NOLUCKNIK
    NOLUCKNIK Posts: 782 Forumite
    I always thought this song went peggyyy, peggy sueeeeee lol
    :)
  • Heath84
    Heath84 Posts: 579 Forumite
    Right im about to make some cakes, keeping the radio on, but might not hear my name over the noise of the mixer when they call it out so can someone ring me when it gets called, I'll feel my phone in my pocket!:D:D
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