what has your dag eatern

onetomany

i bit of a follow on from a previous thread, once on holiday i had a phone call to say one of my dogs had bitten the over dogs ear of (half of it) it was a rescure dog with big problems, last week i got a call from my dog sitter say my dog had chewed £350 up which had been posted thro the door omg i pooed myself when she rang;) so any funny stories out there?

foreign_correspondent

Oh no! Is the £350 totally destroyed or an it be sellotaped back together??

my last dog never ate anything she shouldn't, in all the ten years I had her, apart from once when a birthday card with £20 in was posted through the door!

.. my current dog eats anything she can get her paws on - including
- half a bar of dark chocolate
- a jar of jam, from a smashed jar, including a shard of the glass (needed surgery to remove!)
- a jelly shark sweet given to her by a toddler trick or treater last night
- horse and cow poo..

nice!

olias

I wish someone would post £350 through my letterbox!:j

Olias

onetomany

yes luckly they still had the serial numbers so the banks exchanged them omg glasss !!!!!!!!!!!!my dog is alot better know hes 4 but hes never had acess to post so i dont no what he was thinking lol

remembered_nights

Ours loves cardboard and steals toilet-tube inners with glee! She tried some grouting powder a few days ago... a dead jellyfish once... anything vile she comes across really.

Oh two books so far as well, but that's the paper/cardboard again.

Paparika

Rabbit poo
horse poo
half a sofa (yup you know you've seen the piccys i posted them)
carpet
earwigs

tori.k

well mine had some 2 day old pizza out the bin for breakfast, she's finally worked out how to knock the garden bin over,not bad for a JRT she also has a passion for washing up sponges she's managed to eat 2 of those.
my old englishX muttley was a nightmare for eating anything and everything the best was a old golf ball,he pooped elastic bands for a week i swear that dog had a cast iron gut

onetomany

lol we had to stop composing because my lab worked out hoe to get the lidsof then he worked out how to make it fall over and i used to chase him around the garden after rottern veg etc use to make me feel sick, he also likes to bring hegehogs in the house and a few weeks ago he brought a dead rat in yuckkkkkkkkk

lfckerry

mine has a thing for j cloths, yes they come out the other end in one piece!:eek:

gingin_2

Our childhood pet- a Golden retriever, used to have a thing for J cloths also. One of my strong ( I won't say favourite) childhood memories was of my mother chasing after our dog in her marigolds trying to get various things out "the other end" that didn't quite make it all the way out. One time it was a pair of men's underpants - the real problem being that they definitely didn't belong to anyone in the house, we had never seen them before, or her eating them and we have no idea how she managed to swallow them whole.

Errata

Door frame, skirting board, plaster, floor cloth, knickers, shoe, wallpaper, fingers, toes, fuschia, tissues, kitchen roll, pop sock (rescued that before it completely disappeared down his gullet !), pockets on jeans. And then one day he got bored with chewing and gave it up altogether :j