1001 Things a (true) DFW would never say!

pandas66

I don't have the time to meal plan so I buy £100 of food and see how it goes

MinnieSpender

I gave up smoking but I'd look much cooler with a fag in my mouth.

skylight

Why on earth would I want to use an online discount code? I'll have to wait until early next week for delivery.

If I spend the extra and go into town now, I could have it today instead!

tesuhoha

I like to buy the Radio Times even though my newspaper has the tv listings for the week. The Radio Times makes it easier to see whats on, dont you think?

MinnieSpender

I only buy the most expensive branded lavender-scented bleach because I'm fussy about what I flush down the loo.

Batgirl

"Mum the central heating is too hot for me can I turn it off please?"
"No son just open a window the fresh air will do you good"

Batgirl

I thought about cancelling the papers, milk and window cleaner while we are travelling the world first class but thought about the workers and they need the money so we'll just bin it all when we get home.

nadnad

Batgirl wrote:

"Mum the central heating is too hot for me can I turn it off please?"
"No son just open a window the fresh air will do you good"

my MIL does this!! :rotfl:

buses7675

Customer 'Can I cancel the papers for the weekend please?'

Assistant 'Yeah, no problem'

Customer 'You can still charge me, just don't deliver them as I don't want them in the porch!'

(seriously, one customer at shop I work at does this every year - we don't charge him anyway btw!)

loopyloulou_3

I couldnt possibly wear that outfit out again - people have seen me in it once already