1001 Things a (true) DFW would never say!

Snich

I know that I don't have enough money to pay my bills, but I have to spend 50 quid a month on Sky because "it's my only luxury".


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggh.

kuohu

LOL I was going to post "Pass the Sky remote" but last time I commented on Sky subscribers (or more to the point, the tight grip that Sky has on its users.. to the extent that they say things like "life wouldn't be worth living without Sky") I got shouted at.

kuohu

But anyway. Back on topic...

"Supersize Me".

moozie_2

I will get that top / shoes / trousers in 4 different colours so I can wear it with everything.

Yes, the old me did that and only ever wore one of those usually. The rest I put on ebay yesterday

MinnieSpender

Diesel? You mean the clothes shop, of course.

lynzpower

another cracker from my family ( calley youll like this)

them "so when are you getting married then"
me" oh ho ho still waiting for that elusive lottery win!"
them "no seriously..."
me " well we need to save up for it really"
them, "what?"
me "yeah we havent started saving really yet"
them, "oh dont leave it too long, just do what we did and stick it on your mortgage"
me "no chance"

tesuhoha

The interest rate on my mortgage might be a bit on the high side but at least my bank is not going to go bust overnight.

redballoon_2

I do my bit for the enviroment, I take taxis everywhere instead of using my car

lipidicman

lynzpower wrote:

them "so when are you getting married then".....
them, "oh dont leave it too long, just do what we did and stick it on your mortgage"

:eek:

Going on some statistics I saw recently many people would still be paying for this long after the marriage is over!

PS hope yours lasts though......:cool:

I didn't see one like this, so here goes.

'With the housing market rising and so high it isn't worth saving for a deposit. It's a 100% (or more!) mortgage for me!'

p.s. how many of the gems on this thread have you uttered in the past? Come on, confession time!

Imelda

my OH comes out with some classics:

"I forgot to pay my credit card bill so I got charged £25, my own fault though..."
"I don't mind paying more to shop in Waitrose because the people who shop there are just so much nicer"
"I would rather waste food than run out"

You should have seen his face when I told him the meal I had just cooked for him had been sourced entirely from Lidl....