What is it with loo seats..

Jay-Jay_4

I know why it happens!!!! :j :j :j

It's gross though..........


I had this problem when I lived with my ex husband. I went through countless loo seats which would end up going 'clunk' to the right or left when I sat down.

I figured out that when ex was........wiping his bum :cool: .... he was scooching his whole !!!!!! over to the side and thus making the seat loose on one side and all wonky.

I found a perfect solution.... divorce :rotfl: but for those of you for whom this isn't possible or convenient then train your family into leaning slightly forward when performing the necessary ritual rather than the scooch/lean position.

Happy wiping


I thank you :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Weymouth_Man

Well Jay-Jay, you have lowered the tone slightly by informing us of your ex's habbits. :eek:
But I must admit there is a lot of truth in what you are saying, how do you think I get on with only one Pirates hand, if I forget and use the wrong hand it's very painful.
I Hope your keeping well ( My Pirates Avatar is still going strong):grouphug: :hello:

RachelD

Thank you all for your replies to my original problem. It's obviously not just me.
I'm intrigued by the f'itting a circle of wood to fill the hole' solution, but unfortunately I've never heard of a hole saw, much less be able to visualise what it looks like, and certainly don't have the skills to operate it. I may look for that special fitting and may even buy the recommended IKEA model as fortuitously I a booked on a trip there tomorrow.

Thank you. What happened to the 'Thanks' button?

Murtle

Alan_M wrote:

It's a symptom of generic toilet seat with generic pottery. Even seats sold as matching are sometimes just bought in from a generic manufacturer, only when you start getting into the better made pottery does the problem completely go away.

Best value pottery I've ever fitted is the Laufen Pro range which comes with stainless steel fittings, soft close removeable seats all well engineered.

Not as expensive as you may think.

sorry this made me chuckle as I keep reading pottery as potty......it was only when I got to the best value potty - and began to think it was strange did I realise

Alan_M_2

On the sauce by chance?...Always pleased to make someone smile...even if it's by mistake!

Murtle

even worse, stone cold sober!!!! :beer: