Free sex aids

MrT_5

Ken68 wrote:

I find Viagra saves peeing on my shoe.....

Oh you are awful.


:rotfl:

Edinburghlass_2

Dora_the_Explorer wrote:

I love the aid that helps me change channels and volume on the telly without me having to get off my backside. Remember all that to-ing and fro-ing across the room ?
I had a speaking aid for a long time, my mum always finished my sentences for me.

I reckon thats why my mother had kids, to change the channels, once we got TV of course :rolleyes:

My daughter is now my speaking aid... :o

ken68 :rotfl:

I think Tesco, Sainsburys and Morrisons do a Dandilion and Burdock in their own range of old fashioned (sorry if thats out of kilter) juices

MrT_5

http://www.realfooddirect.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1051

Cheap isn't it!!! Wonder if you get threepence back on the bottle?

Boohbah

Waitrose do it. Dandilion and Burdock that is, not sex aids.

The Bottle Green Drinks Company has brought out three new Wellbeing Cordials, made from juices, spring water, cane sugar and natural extracts of herbs. The Dandelion & Burdock (available in selected stores only) contains cleansing fennel, Honey & Lemonbalm offers calming camomile and Raspberry & Lovage has naturally nourishing rosehip. 37.5cl £2.99 £5.98 per 75cl. V

blue_haddock

All the main supermarkets do their own brand dandelion and burdock - about 40p for a 2 litre bottle usually.

moonrakerz

If you can't get Dandelion & Burdock, buy a lemon and stick it in your ear - that's a lemon aid !

Sorry !

Gorgeous_George

I tried viagra once but didn't swallow it quick enough. Had a stiff neck for weeks!



GG

Mr_Proctalgia

Never ever mix up Viagra and Hair restorer or you will end up looking like Don King!

RacyRed

So Viagra is a bit of an aide-de-camp

home_alone

RacyRed wrote:

So Viagra is a bit of an aide-de-camp

Like something Graham Norton or Julian Clary would use.

gary