MSE Parents Club Part 7

tiamai_d

MFD, what is the chav bottle?? No, I don't live in woking...

3onitsway

tiamai_d wrote: »

And yes, he was advised to empty the stores... research in the USA suggests that a daily emptying for 6 weeks is sufficient, and I can be assured that he has fully adhered to advice with regards to this situation. *sniggers* *falls down on the floor snorting with laughter... we're talking about ham shanks!*

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I seem to remember my dad had to post them in a Jiffy bag! :eek:

I remember thinking that whoever has to open that post every morning - has officially got the worst job in the world!

My_Fathers_Daughter

tiamai_d wrote: »

He was supposed to do it in July sometime. It says that the second one has to be a week later, but the drop off time is 10am-1pm Mon-Fri, and it has to be fresh (it's a 45 min drive to the lab too). Though, I don't know what it has to be exactly a week later (well I do, it takes 7 days to make a sperm, rather like 7 days for God to create the world). I think he's just making excuses so he doesn't have to 'deposit specimen directly into the container'. *sniggers*

And yes, he was advised to empty the stores... research in the USA suggests that a daily emptying for 6 weeks is sufficient, and I can be assured that he has fully adhered to advice with regards to this situation. *sniggers* *falls down on the floor snorting with laughter... we're talking about ham shanks!*

Just in case the more fragile of us hadn't got the message :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


The more fragile amongst us (such as myself;)) may be offended :eek:

money_maker_3

thankfully not MFD !!!!!!!!!

Tia, I asked Chris one night after a certain conversation on here how many times he 'relieved' himself when I was pregnant, and he said never !! Yeah right, I heard the tell tale noises and cleaned the bath !! But he would not change his story at all !!

money_maker_3

No the worst job has the be the poor people who have to check my husbands bowel samples twice a year !!!

tiamai_d

My_Fathers_Daughter wrote: »

Just in case the more fragile of us hadn't got the message :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


The more fragile amongst us (such as myself;)) may be offended :eek:

sorry...

I'm still giggling like a school girl...

3onitsway

money_maker wrote: »

No the worst job has the be the poor people who have to check my husbands bowel samples twice a year !!!

EEwww - lucky people! :eek:

My_Fathers_Daughter

tiamai_d wrote: »

MFD, what is the chav bottle?? No, I don't live in woking...

The dodgy feeding bottle that Bizzie Baby wanted me to test!!

tiamai_d

I just thought... I'm hoping to be a biomedical scientist...

I will be doing that job! :eek: Jeeze, I better grow up quick!

tiamai_d

Wam Bottle is easy to use, convenient, ergonomic and promotes healthy feeding...

:eek::eek::eek:

Weaning nipple...

Oh, I got a smile on camera!

and because I have no idea what she was thinking here but it makes me laugh!