The giving up/cutting down alcohol support thread! Part 5

barshamhillbilly

fayjmck wrote: »

I do like getting muddy

I'm say nothing :lipsrseal

What about you Lurkio?

Lurkio

barshamhillbilly wrote: »

I'm say nothing :lipsrseal

What about you Lurkio?

:silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced:

yellowmonkey wrote: »

Still feel like rubbish but us Men are not ones to moan about our illnessess and like to get on with things so thats what I will do

Absolutely right!

jo1972

BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
--Mellanie, 7 years old

'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

The most poignant response....

'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
--Jack, 7 years

Lurkio

jo1972 wrote: »

BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
--Mellanie, 7 years old

'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

The most poignant response....

'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
--Jack, 7 years

oh my....... from the mouths of babes.......

jo1972

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.


'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.


On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.

What a day!


He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.


Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.


He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with herhusband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'



The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Lurkio

jo1972 wrote: »

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :T :T :T :T


we haven't got a chance.......

115K

:rotfl:@ jokes.

WARNING WHINGE : I am feeling like utter carp on these tablets. You can develop flu-like symptoms if your liver is very toxic, I have a headache and I am achy and coughing a bit and my nose is running.:o

Despite that today will be the 6th day AF for me!:j

jo1972

What tablets are they 115? Hope you feel better soon xx

barshamhillbilly

Lurkio wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :T :T :T :T


we haven't got a chance.......

Seconded

yellowmonkey

barshamhillbilly wrote: »

Seconded

Thirded.......:D