**Update!** from me!! My diary!

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

It was 16p!! And it is now 25p!:eek:

How old are you? 10 or something! :rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

southernscouser wrote:

How old are you? 10 or something! :rotfl:

No!:rolleyes: You oldie!!

gallygirl

southernscouser wrote:

:rotfl:

Well I won't tell you about my bum fluff in case it sends you over the edge! :cool:

Did your mum ever let you eat anything? :eek:

Couldn't eat apples in case I swallowed a pip and tree grew in belly branches out of mouth and roots out of botty - according to my mum.:rotfl:

Couldn't eat sugar cos would give me worms - according to my mum

Anyway, if you'd tasted her cooking you'd have been glad not to eat it!!!!!!:eek:

Which is why I've been making up for it ever since........

Bum fluff is a sign of an un-Beckham like body and we are therefore no longer interested SS, sorry!!!!

**purpleprincess**

ali007 wrote:

Couldn't eat apples in case I swallowed a pip and tree grew in belly branches out of mouth and roots out of botty - according to my mum.:rotfl:

Couldn't eat sugar cos would give me worms - according to my mum

Anyway, if you'd tasted her cooking you'd have been glad not to eat it!!!!!!:eek:

Which is why I've been making up for it ever since........

Bum fluff is a sign of an un-Beckham like body and we are therefore no longer interested SS, sorry!!!!

Ha ha!!! So funny!!:p

southernscouser

ali007 wrote:

Couldn't eat apples in case I swallowed a pip and tree grew in belly branches out of mouth and roots out of botty - according to my mum.:rotfl:

Couldn't eat sugar cos would give me worms - according to my mum

Anyway, if you'd tasted her cooking you'd have been glad not to eat it!!!!!!:eek:

Which is why I've been making up for it ever since........

Bum fluff is a sign of an un-Beckham like body and we are therefore no longer interested SS, sorry!!!!

You ain't a man if you ain't got bum fluff! :cool: :rotfl:

gallygirl

southernscouser wrote:

You ain't a man if you ain't got bum fluff! :cool: :rotfl:

Just checked - nope, am not a man!

**purpleprincess**

ali007 wrote:

Just checked - nope, am not a man!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

southernscouser wrote:

You ain't a man if you ain't got bum fluff! :cool: :rotfl:

That's a bit gross!!!

So now, you have short hair, look like you have malaria, grunt a lot, have funny ticks and are really hairy!:p :rotfl:

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

That's a bit gross!!!

So now, you have short hair, look like you have malaria, grunt a lot, have funny ticks and are really hairy!:p :rotfl:

Your forgetting fat and jaundiced aswell! :rolleyes:

gallygirl

southernscouser wrote:

Your forgetting fat and jaundiced aswell! :rolleyes:

_pale_

Don't know about purpleprincess but I need a drink... shame I'm on the wagon (even though hanging on with one hand while the wheels fall off). And injuns are circling......