**Update!** from me!! My diary!

southernscouser

ali007 wrote:

Swallow your pride & ask her SS! But don't swallow the chewing gum cos you know what will happen:eek:

It's got nothing to do with pride (I've got none of that ) but can you seriously picture it. Would you go to ex-in-laws asking them to get you something? :rotfl:

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

No, I know you are but what am I!!:p :rotfl:

You can get them from the cheapy shops and pound shops!

No, perhaps now!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Yeah but I have to have the Extra ones! :rolleyes:

**purpleprincess**

southernscouser wrote:

Yeah but I have to have the Extra ones! :rolleyes:

They are the Extra ones. Where have you been??!!!!

What is the deal with the chewy anyway????

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

They are the Extra ones. Where have you been??!!!!

What is the deal with the chewy anyway????

Well I'm a sex addict and the chewing gum helps me control my 'urges'. It's cheaper than the medication and has no side affects!

**purpleprincess**

southernscouser wrote:

Well I'm a sex addict and the chewing gum helps me control my 'urges'. It's cheaper than the medication and has no side affects!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hook, line and sinker! :dance: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

southernscouser wrote:

Hook, line and sinker! :dance: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: You silly so and so!! so what is the deal with the chewy then?

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

:rotfl: :rotfl: You silly so and so!! so what is the deal with the chewy then?

C'mon, be honest. What was your reaction when you read that? :rotfl:

Dunno really! I'm a proper fidgeter. I can't keep still. If I'm not chewing then I'm tapping my feet constantly or making stupid noises! :rotfl:

**purpleprincess**

southernscouser wrote:

C'mon, be honest. What was your reaction when you read that? :rotfl:

Dunno really! I'm a proper fidgeter. I can't keep still. If I'm not chewing then I'm tapping my feet constantly or making stupid noises! :rotfl:

Well you never know, especially with t'internet!!! Lotsa weirdos out there!!!:rotfl:

Oh right!:p Getting a really lovely picture of you, bloke with very short hair, looks like he has malaria and grunts!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

southernscouser

**purpleprincess** wrote:

Well you never know, especially with t'internet!!! Lotsa weirdos out there!!!:rotfl:

Oh right!:p Getting a really lovely picture of you, bloke with very short hair, looks like he has malaria and grunts!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Form an orderly queue ladies! :cool:

Actually thats not fsar off the mark! :doh: :rotfl: