Notice to newcomers - part 5

Numpty_Monkey

Tixy wrote: »

Its been a tough few year nicca. It all went down hill after you stopped watching. First I tried making money by selling lots of branded morph items. But I was in partnership with Chas who stiched me up with the financial paperwork and took all the money we earned (despite me being the more famous one). So then I had to resort to more depraved ways of making money - the places some people want to put plasticine:eek:. Oh the shame

Now luckily I note the 30somethings of this world are keen on reviving the childhood memories so I am hoping to sell out big time and sell my image across the world (like bungle, zippy, bagpuss and all the others from my era, even windy miller with his porridge). Chas and I are trying to work out our difference and might reform as it worked out well for Take That.

Keep an eye out for me advertising some childrens food high in E numbers soon or adorning boxes of cheap 'candy' chocolate. Sigh, times are hard.

Morph you sellout:mad:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

niccatw

Morph... don't do it! Chas really messed you up didn't he! I'll heat him to a pulp for you!

Why don't you post your SOA and we'll see if we can sort you out without you resorting to selling out?

Though, you know Morph, I probably would have to succumb to buying your branded items at some point along the way .

Numpty_Monkey

niccatw wrote: »

Morph... don't do it! Chas really messed you up didn't he! I'll heat him to a pulp for you!

Why don't you post your SOA and we'll see if we can sort you out without you resorting to selling out?

Though, you know Morph, I probably would have to succumb to buying your branded items at some point along the way .

Thats a good idea:T:T
I think we have now entered the twilght zone:cool:

niccatw

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

:j:j
I can't do my homework:D
I ain't got powerpoint:rotfl:

Does your homework have to be on proper Windows office? Could you download Open Office http://www.openoffice.org/ and save it as powerpoint so it still opens up ok when you get to school?

Numpty_Monkey

I have only used open office for the last 18 months:D
you can't beat a freebie:T:T

but the course thing is geared up to MS Office crap;)
and for the tests you need to click the buttons that MS office use :huh:
and I don't want to muddle my monkey brain anymore:o

Its a good excuse is that one:T

solventsoon

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Thats a good idea:T:T
I think we have now entered the twilght zone:cool:

I think we entered that some time ago, Numpty:rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I have only used open office for the last 18 months:D
you can't beat a freebie:T:T

but the course thing is geared up to MS Office crap;)
and for the tests you need to click the buttons that MS office use :huh:
and I don't want to muddle my monkey brain anymore:o
Its a good excuse is that one:T

It's a great excuse, Numpty, but you might get detention next week:(

Hi everyone
Tixy - 2am - have you got Numpty's disease?
Loving the Morph and Chas comments:rotfl::rotfl:

Hope everyone's having a good Saturday.

niccatw

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I have only used open office for the last 18 months:D
you can't beat a freebie:T:T

but the course thing is geared up to MS Office crap;)
and for the tests you need to click the buttons that MS office use :huh:
and I don't want to muddle my monkey brain anymore:o

Its a good excuse is that one:T

I thought I'd probably be preaching to the converted.

Tixy

Afternoon

Numpty_Monkey

solventsoon wrote: »

I think we entered that some time ago, Numpty:rotfl:


It's a great excuse, Numpty, but you might get detention next week:(

Hi everyone
Tixy - 2am - have you got Numpty's disease?
Loving the Morph and Chas comments:rotfl::rotfl:

Hope everyone's having a good Saturday.

I hope not:A, its a right pain in the central heating timer:o

Nicca keep preaching, we all forget things:T:T

solventsoon

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I hope not:A, its a right pain in the central heating timer:o

Very true Numpty...:)

Nicca keep preaching, we all forget things:T:T

Definitely, we all need reminding of things from time to time (some more frequently than others though:)).