Notice to newcomers - part 5

Numpty_Monkey

Lula-Hula wrote: »

Hmmmm am feeling very :mad: on your behalf. The only thing I can suggest is that maybe you signed the forms Mr. N. Monkey & that's why .

I might have:rolleyes: or they are just a bunch of incompatant richard heads:T

That was meant to cheer you up, happy to come & kick @rse oop north if you need me to

It made me giggle :rotfl::rotfl:
Thanks hun:A:kisses3:

Numpty_Monkey

Nargleblast wrote: »

Evening all, am back in the land of the living for a few days. Silly me woke up today, saw time was 2:30, started getting washed then realised it was only 12:30 so had denied myself a couple of hours' sleep.... what a plonker!
At least I should crash out easily tonight.

Numpty - saw something on telly yesterday about families awaiting payment of benefits getting food parcels from a charity - and that was because it was taking the local office an eternity to process claims! Heaven forbid some dire national emergency should strike - how will we all cope if we're dependent on local government officials doing their job correctly?

I've justseen that on Look North:o
How bad is the benefits system for people that need them if we have to have charity food parcels

Nargleblast

Listen everyone - let's have a whipround for Numpty, any contributions for a food parcel always welcome. I will start the parcel off with a jar of my home made crab apple jelly - nice on toast.

Horace

I have some tins of soup and I could possibly spare a tin of baked beans.

I'd speak to your MP Numpty because to lose a form that you handed in personally is unforgiveable:mad: Roll on the general election when we can hopefully get rid of the useless nincompoops.

So_Sad_Angel

Hmmm Numps....maybe call Look North & see if they are interested in how the benefits system actually treats ( or should that be mis-treats) the very folk that it should be helping!!

Had similar issues here Honey.....I was so upset I ended up sobbing all over the poor `12 year old benefit officers` desk....amazing how that giro was with me 2 days later!! 2nd thoughts a grown monkey crying in the job centre is not a good look...I would`nt recommend it :D

I shall be watching Look North for the next few days just in case:D:D

Oooops that was a rather long, `soap box-ish` style BUMP there!

Lula-Hula

Ready to deploy emergency hobnobs ...

Numpty_Monkey

Thanks for the food parcel offer:A
Narge crab jelly are you sure you wnt to mention that on a forum:p:rotfl:


I through a wobbly and all paper work everywhere:o,
I found a piece of paper and now lost again:o
tghat could explain a few things as to why my original swap from contribution to income based JSA cocked up
Date on it for 6 month review was 02/10/2009 so guess thats somewhere in the system:eek:
and f...ing everything up
not 21/8/09 when i did it

Numpty_Monkey

Lula-Hula wrote: »

Ready to deploy emergency hobnobs ...

You've been saying that for 6 months:p:rotfl::T:A

Please don't worry I am not starving

Living off my freebie money:T:A:T

So_Sad_Angel

[QUOTE=Numpty Monkey;25174519
I through a wobbly and all paper work everywhere:o,
I found a piece of paper and now lost again:o
tghat could explain a few things as to why my original swap from contribution to income based JSA cocked up
Date on it for 6 month review was 02/10/2009 so guess thats somewhere in the system:eek:
and f...ing everything up
not 21/8/09 when i did it[/QUOTE]




Whoooo Numpty calm down Honey....now altogether now....deep breath in, breathe ooouuutt , breathe iiiinnnnn & breathe ooouuuutttttt ahhhhhhhh.

Sounds like you`ve done enough tonight...maybe time for a break & a cuppa & some of Lulas hobnobs....I hope they are chocolate ones too:D

Angiexx

*MF*

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

And to top off my pigged state with benefits and Job centre they have not received the form I had to fill in the other week, I f***in handed it in in person

Why do I hear what you are saying Numpty, and immediately think of this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY81cChHtbk

:A :rotfl: