Notice to newcomers - part 5

Tixy

Another BUMP its nearly hometime

Lula-Hula

about to slip off page 1

Numpty_Monkey

Did you get home Tixy:rolleyes::cool:

Horace

This is an "I lost my virginity" bump...I used Skype for the first time and had a chat with my friend and mentor who lives in Gosport:cool:

Maybe you need to write to your MP Numpty - that might get your benefits sorted out and its one of the reasons why he/she is there as they were voted in so you may as well get them to work for you:D

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

This is an "I lost my virginity" bump...I used Skype for the first time and had a chat with my friend and mentor who lives in Gosport:cool:

I nearlly fell off chair :eek::rotfl:

Horace wrote: »

Maybe you need to write to your MP Numpty - that might get your benefits sorted out and its one of the reasons why he/she is there as they were voted in so you may as well get them to work for you:D

Apparently Leeds Benefit agency are now that used to the job centre f### ups , that putting Awaitring change from contribution based to income based JSA is all you need to put on the form:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: for themto backdate it:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


and the bulb in my lamp ha just gone :eek: and no spare:o

Tixy

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Did you get home Tixy:rolleyes::cool:

Just! But I stopped for a drink with a friend on the way home:D

You need a lamp like Horaces with lots of bulbs, then if one goes the others will still be lit up.

Are you sat in the dark with the computer as your light source? The bulb in my bedroom went 4days ago but I haven't bothered to replace it yet - it involveds step ladders and faff. Mostly its not a problem, don't need a light at night, except in the morning when I open the curtains to do my hair & makeup in my undies luckily its a quiet street (and the bloke who lives opposite is quite fit, so hopefully if anyone sees it will be him not his wife and kids :rotfl:)

Numpty_Monkey

Tixy wrote: »

Just! But I stopped for a drink with a friend on the way home:D

:beer::beer:
You need a lamp like Horaces with lots of bulbs, then if one goes the others will still be lit up.

Tixy wrote: »

Are you sat in the dark with the computer as your light source? The bulb in my bedroom went 4days ago but I haven't bothered to replace it yet - it involveds step ladders and faff. Mostly its not a problem, don't need a light at night, except in the morning when I open the curtains to do my hair & makeup in my undies luckily its a quiet street (and the bloke who lives opposite is quite fit, so hopefully if anyone sees it will be him not his wife and kids :rotfl:)

Computer and tv are only light sorce:rolleyes: unless i turn the big light on:cool::rotfl:


If i did the hair and makeup thing in my undercrackers half off Yorkshire would complain:eek::eek:

So_Sad_Angel

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

:beer::beer:



Computer and tv are only light sorce:rolleyes: unless i turn the big light on:cool::rotfl:


If i did the hair and makeup thing in my undercrackers half off Yorkshire would complain:eek::eek:

Numpty I think you are getting a tad obsessive with the electric metering!! Why not get a wind up torch/lantern....or even a candle!! :rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry to hear about the benefits f*** up.....its not just Leeds...Derby is just as bad... plus it takes 2 weeks to get a call back...by which time you`ve died of starvation & they don`t have to reinstate your claim!! Sorry ...ooops a bit of a rant there!

Tixy

Hmmm thinking about it the sight of me early morning pre makeup and hair and with too much flesh is probably not going to be very alluring to him .

I'll replace the bulb tomorrow - I'd rather he saw me made up, done up and dressed!

EDIT: when I say pre hair I don't mean I wear a wig you understand just that its more like straw than hair before its been attacked with implements and products

Numpty_Monkey

Erm .....I'll believe you baldy:p