Notice to newcomers - part 5

Horace

If you like poems..here is one from my friend Jan Jack

My bottom is quite shapeless it's not round, nor big enough

I'm really far more partial to my truly wondrous muff

I'm really quite attached to her; she's like a little friend,

She sits between my tummy and where both my short legs end,

I keep her soft and shiny with the aid of Posh Shampoo

And then I add conditioner...and comb it all well through...

When time for monthly maintenance I search the kitchen drawer

And spreading my legs far apart I sit up on the floor

The kitchen scissors snip away - she gets a through trim

Until the china butter dish is full up to the brim


I think I will leave now:rotfl:

solventsoon

Hello everyone,
MF - Today, it's close to *&!!$£** freezin! - that just about describes it today!:D
Rog - cheese factory visit sounds good - hope it goes well.;)
Horace - what a lovely picture your poem painted:eek:
Numpty - morning, see you've been busy already :j

Hope everyone's having a good day and managing to stay warm.

Tixy

Howdy All :wave:

Mmmm cheese -hope you get some cheese samples rog - you could add them to your 'cheese & tomato sandwiches without the cheese' to make proper sandwiches!

Just a quick mug pasta for my lunch today, but cheese would have been a nice addition.

BUMP

solventsoon

Hello again from a wet dark and dank North West :hello:

I had a jacket potato without cheese for my lunch - some cheese would have been nice on that too!!!!

"A getting near the bottom of page 1 again" BUMP

Horace

This is a back from the pub where I had an unexpected lunch with one of my dearest friends. Stupidly, we never noticed the two courses meal deal:mad: - we could have had 2 courses for £9 and spent £25 in the end:mad::mad:. Still we each had a plate of cold honeyroast ham, fried egg, chips, grilled tomato and watercress followed by cherry crumble and custard (me) and bramley toffee apple pie with custard (friend) and a pot of tea. I don't need to eat the for the rest of the day now:D

Now where can I get £27K from as I would like to buy a new Discovery..I adore her new car with its seats that you can raise up or lower (going down to lingerie and haberdashery):rotfl: My mate is quite a small woman but handles the huge Disovery with ease...now I want one.

Cheese..yum, I am rather partial to a bit of mature cheddar.

*MF*

pania wrote: »

Hi everybody.


Over the last few weeks we have had a number of "troll" attacks on the boards.

What is a Troll? A troll is a person that posts deliberately provocative, nasty or hurtful comments on threads. They may be a person with no previous connection to the board or someone that has created a pseudonym to get their point made.

If you should get a comment made on any thread you post asking for help and advice please realise this comment is not directed at you personally.
We really are all a lovely bunch here (oops, modest, sorry) so please ignore these nasty comments and continue to post here as normal.

what should i do if i get a comment made on my thread?

firstly do not respond to the comment as this invariably is what the person wants. At the bottom of the post, on the left hand side is a red "warning" triangle. Click this and then "send" the message that comes up. This will report the message to abuse who will review it's content and delete it.

The person we had this morning was particularly vile and nasty and please believe me is an extreme rarity here.
Above all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE BOARDS. THIS SITE IS AN ASSET TO SO MANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT FEELS THE WORLD IS FALLING IN ON YOU. THERE IS SUCH A WEALTH OF ADVICE HERE TO BE HAD THAT THE COMMENTS OF ONE MUST NOT DETER YOU FROM AVAILING YOURSELF OF THE KNOWLEDGE HERE!!!!

It is testament to the work that martin has done and continues to do that so many people give their time knowledge and experience freely to others, without judgement, to lift people out of the depths of debt crisis

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE ACTIONS OF THE MINORITY RUIN THAT.


Kind wishes
P

If an apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
Would an orchard or two
Yield us a clue
To avoiding senile decay?

Horace

MF..an apple a day isnt healthy as the pips are poisonous as they contain cyanide so an apple a day won't keep the undertaker at bay:eek:

solventsoon

Evening all,
Horace - lunch sound good but fancy confessing on MSE that you didn't spot the two course meal deal, tch, tch:D
Re the £27K - you'll have to get your band a record deal and become their manager :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: either that or rob a bank!!!
MF - we could always try cider, still getting an apple a day but so p****d that we'd never notice the senile decay

Hope everyone is well today.

Numpty_Monkey

solventsoon wrote: »

Evening all,
Horace - lunch sound good but fancy confessing on MSE that you didn't spot the two course meal deal, tch, tch:D
Re the £27K - you'll have to get your band a record deal and become their manager :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: either that or rob a bank!!!
MF - we could always try cider, still getting an apple a day but so p****d that we'd never notice the senile decay

Hope everyone is well today.

:beer::beer::D:D:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::beer::beer:

solventsoon

I'm off to buy some cider, don't fancy the senile decay !
:beer::beer: