The Compers Inn - Part 24

wingobins

Yeah! Pinched these smilies from korky! I call them...korky's corkers! :rotfl:
korky!

fire**fly

wingobins wrote: »

Hi korky

It's nice to have bit of fun in the Inn again. I miss munchy pics....
Munchkim.......

hiya wingobins :hello: perhaps munchy's


>>>>>>>> but i miss her her as well,
hope you pop in soon munchy :j:j

NoNameWoman wrote: »

Hi Korky, Wingobins and Ratgirl


:eek::eek::eek::eek: I was planning to buy some 'practical' boots tomorrow ...the ones I use are suede and everytime it rains I get wet feet!!
I need some boots with some wedge heels....

aww Korky, don't know how you manage to do all this: posting the great comps that you all do :T x

I had to do a bit of extra jobs at work to make up for some time off.

Yeah, Kim we missed you and everyone here

awwww, that's lovely NNW big hugs for us all missing munchy

wingobins wrote: »

You should get some like these (Who needs a coat with heels like this!)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: wingo :rotfl::rotfl:

fire**fly

did anyone see these on one of the comps forums :rotfl:
can't remember which one but i c/p'd them as thought
some of them were hilarious


Quiz Show Clangers


UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant: Homosexuals.

Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

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BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.

Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title.

Contestant: Leicester

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BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

Contestant: I don't know.

Stewart White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant: Arm

Stewart White: Correct And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant: Strong.

Stewart White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant: Louis

Stewart White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant: Frank Sinatra?


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LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ?

Contestant: France.

Trelinski: Franceis another country. Try again.

Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.

Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.

Trelinski: Just guess a country then.

Contestant: Paris.

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THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?

Contestant: The Conservative Party.

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BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )

DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoyne: What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant: Goosey?


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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GWR FM ( Bristol )

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ?

Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

:eek:

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PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO??? MANCHESTER)

Phil: What's 11 squared?

Contestant: I don't know.

Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

Contestant: Is it five?



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RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant: Forrest Gump.


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RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

Contestant: Er. .. ..

Richard: He makes bread . . .

Contestant: Er . ....

Richard: He makes cakes . . .

Contestant: Kipling Street?

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LINCS FM PHONE-IN

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant: Barcelona.

Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

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NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

Question: What is the world's largest continent?

Contestant: The Pacific.

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ROCK FM PRESTON

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant: Magna Carta?

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JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

James O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

:rotfl:

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CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )

Chris Searle: In which European country isMount Etna?

Caller: Japan.

Chris Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller: Er ..... Mexico ?

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PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israellast?

Contestant (long pause): Fourteen days.



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DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant: Holland?

Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant: Iceland? Ireland ?

Daryl Denham: (helpfully) It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

Contestant: No.

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PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Phil Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er. ... .

Phil Wood: It's got two syllables . .. Kor . .

Contestant: Blimey?

Phil Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . ..

Contestant: (Silence)

Phil Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant: Walked?



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THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

Contestant: Nostalgia.

:rotfl:

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LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?

Contestant: Jewish.

Presenter: That's close enough.

:eek:
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STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus.

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i thought they were funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wingobins

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: korky thy're brilliant! Gonna have to paste them & email thrm to dad!
Goosey! (That's my fave!)

fire**fly

i love them all but the goosey one & kings of england


had me rolling :eek:

wingobins

I'm off for an early(ish) night!

Thanks for the laugh korky & the yummy chocs & drink NNW. Going to bed now before I

Night everyone xx

Happy_shopper

Evening all, :wave: I haven't been in the Inn much for a few days but I've just read back. It's nice to see people got their Burt's Bees bags - I especially liked korky's use of smilies to mark the occasion. I got my bag today. :T

fire**fly

wingobins wrote: »

I'm off for an early(ish) night!

Thanks for the laugh korky & the yummy chocs & drink NNW. Going to bed now before I

Night everyone xx

night wingo, see you tomorrow :j

Happy_shopper wrote: »

Evening all, :wave: I haven't been in the Inn much for a few days but I've just read back. It's nice to see people got their Burt's Bees bags - I especially liked korky's use of smilies to mark the occasion. I got my bag today. :T

:T:T brill, well done HS, good you got yours
& thank you for the heads up

am off to as well now, been a long day doing all

them puzzles lots of fairy dust for tomorrow

Happy_shopper

You're welcome, korky. Night korky and wingo. :wave:

Melli

Hi Happy Shopper (and hi to everyone else up at this time too!)

Very, very quickly dropping in (I'm wrecked after 3 hour drive back from Birmingham - not to mention the trip there in the rain). Thanks so much for the heads up on the Burts Bees freebie - I got mine yesterday - even better than I'd hoped for, really fantastic! Sorry I didn't call in to say thanks before

Off to bed now...

Night, night x