A Payment A Day Part 5

Greenbynature

A man was sick and tired

A husband was sick of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went

through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put

in 8 hours while my wife

merely stays at home.

I want her to know what

I go through.

So, please allow her body to

switch with mine for a day.

'

God, in his infinite wisdom,

granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough,

the man awoke as a woman...

He arose, cooked breakfast

for his mate,

Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked

up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank

to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put

away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced

the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box

and bathed the dog..

Then, it was already 1 P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,

Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust, And sweep and mop

the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up

the kids and got into an argument

with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and

got the kids organized to do

their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board

and watched TV while he

did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling

potatoes and washing

vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops

and snapped

fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids, And put

them to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted

and, though his daily chores

weren't finished, he went to

bed where he was expected to

make love, which he managed

to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke

and immediately knelt by the

bed and said: -

Lord, I don't know what

I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my

wife's being able to stay

home all day.

Please, Oh! Please,

let us trade back.. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have

learned your lesson and

I will be happy to change

things back to the way

they were.

You'll just have to wait

nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night.

Greenbynature

Hi all
Your all MAD :rotfl::rotfl:Farmville?? I'm not on facebook and I don't intend to be as i know I'll get addicted


Has anyone heard from Terri yet??? Hope she's ok. Terri if your reading this get your butt back on here!!! :cool:

Pad today is £14 to sealed tin, 20p to copper jar, £1.24 to ISA, £20 to kays and £5 to cap1 cc

Got some birthday money today and it's payday :j :T:D


£40.44

Hopeful1

Greenbynature wrote: »

Hi all
Your all MAD :rotfl::rotfl:Farmville?? I'm not on facebook and I don't intend to be as i know I'll get addicted


Has anyone heard from Terri yet??? Hope she's ok. Terri if your reading this get your butt back on here!!! :cool:

Pad today is £14 to sealed tin, 20p to copper jar, £1.24 to ISA, £20 to kays and £5 to cap1 cc

Got some birthday money today and it's payday :j :T:D


£40.44

Hi Green! Is today your birthday, or have i missed?

Flower08

Greenbynature wrote: »

Has anyone heard from Terri yet??? Hope she's ok. Terri if your reading this get your butt back on here!!! :cool:

I PM'ed her lastnight but havent heard anything back. I hope shes ok, she seemed quite down last time we heard from her. Or maybe shes having computer problems again.
If your reading Terri let us know your ok.

PurpleJellyFish

Evening folks,

Another £5 PaD for me today please Jo

angelicmary85

DT - Your strawbs need harvesting..just thought I'd let you know so they don't wilt!! haha!!

SueP19

angelicmary85 wrote: »

DT - Your strawbs need harvesting..just thought I'd let you know so they don't wilt!! haha!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

angelicmary85

SueP19 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Just trying to be helpful! :rotfl:

mooomin

I had a Facebook account for the two days the forums were down in April. I don't like it

This Farmville lark sounds like fun though!!

angelicmary85

flying_fresian wrote: »

I had a Facebook account for the two days the forums were down in April. I don't like it

This Farmville lark sounds like fun though!!

Don't get into...far too stressful! :rotfl: