Wol's Riverbank tales: Part 3 Restoration

Karmacat

Ooh.... he looks ***nice***. Different guy - the David Essex-alike would get the psycho roles, but he'd get the lead if he used *that* as his publicity shot. Yum.

bookseller1980

Wish my pet electrician looked like that! Still is is very reliable.
As opposed to plumber who was drop deag gorgeous but totally incompetent!

Wol2

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

They dismantled my bridge today....and none too soon it would seem as one of the joists was hanging on by a whisker and could have gone at any time I drove my car over it :eek::eek:. Most of the wood is rotten but they have, (as responsible builders :T:T:D), put temporary walkway in place which ( hopefully ) Numpty and I will be able to navigate following our visit tonight to the pub :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The postman is not a happy bunny..but I don;t care as he regularly thrashes through the (new - courtesy of top totty tree surgeons :cool:) interconnecting fence between me and next door rather than walk round :mad::mad:.....And Danny my alarm man (lovely guy bless him :A:A and far too innocent for us lot...although he clearly has Italian blood :rotfl:) ...well he visited today and was also pretty spooked crossing the stream on the "makeshift" walkway as well :rotfl::rotfl:

Numpty has been an absolute star :T:T:A:Aand has dug over all of what is now called (obviously in his honour)......."The Monkey Garden"..in preparation for laying new "Guinea pig Lawn"

In the mean time I have sat inside all day and worked.(:wall::wall:)..but at least have got one client off my books and can now bill some money at long last..:j:j.....sigh....only another two clients :eek: to write up to go before the weekend (when I am going up to see Auntie Smashed :j:j:D)

Hugs to all...I am quite emotional at how good the garden is now looking :T:T
xxx

elantan

erm i like long hair ...top totty most deffinately

jinky67

The David Essex-a-like is rather :drool::drool::drool::drool:

Wol2

jinky67 wrote: »

The David Essex-a-like is rather :drool::drool::drool::drool:

(In the words of a famous dog character advertising insurance)......OOooohhh Yeeesss!:D

Hi Jinky Hun :j:j:j How's you doing ?

xxxx

Wol2

bookseller1980 wrote: »

Wish my pet electrician looked like that! Still is is very reliable.
As opposed to plumber who was drop deag gorgeous but totally incompetent!

Have to say Bookie....I have waited a veeeryy long time for this moment....dead gorgeous AND capable ...and so many at once :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Where were they all during the rest of my life ;):cool:

Still. one must make hay and all that

xxx

Horace

The publicity shot is gorgeous - I wouldnt kick him out of bed on a Sunday morning I can tell you (or any other morning for that matter:rotfl:). I am sure if he submitted that then he would get more leading roles as opposed to the looney psychopaths that he currently gets (its the wild hair and staring eyes that does it:rolleyes:).

If your postman refuses to walk around and instead damages your fence then contact the post office and make a complaint, plant some bushes with rather large thorns on them - that should deter him somewhat:rotfl:

The bridge sounds scary but if you think about it, its not surprising that the joists were rotten as they have been submerged in water.:eek:

Horace leaves to go and have a cold shower - she has come over all unnecessary at the sight of such a gorgeous bloke:D

GeorgeUK

So, this is a thread without any smut?
(and i'm hoping Charlie's the hamster, yes?)

Good to see things are starting to improve Wol. I would make some lewd comment, but they all seem to have been used up. I'm betting though that it's not the bridge that is making some of the guys nervous.

{George runs for it while he still can.}

jinky67

Wol2 wrote: »

(In the words of a famous dog character advertising insurance)......OOooohhh Yeeesss!:D

Hi Jinky Hun :j:j:j How's you doing ?

xxxx

i am fine and dandy:D:T