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How to get er..."stains" off suede?

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  • kazwookie
    kazwookie Posts: 14,348 Forumite
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    Does this mean you are now sorted out?
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  • Magnolia
    Magnolia Posts: 1,304 Forumite
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    Why not go for an all over mottled effect - should keep you out of mischief - Oh hang on - wasn't it mischief in the first place!!! :D
    Mags - who loves shopping
  • Little_Vics
    Little_Vics Posts: 1,516 Forumite
    this cracked me up - thanks so much for making my day!!
  • Happychappy
    Happychappy Posts: 2,937 Forumite
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    This is certainly one in the eye for people who think forums dont help, nice to get a load off your mind.
  • mech_2
    mech_2 Posts: 620 Forumite
    robpw2 wrote: »
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    sorry ..

    this is from captain pugwash ... "seaman staines"

    No that's a myth. That character's name is really just "Willy".
  • Plasticman
    Plasticman Posts: 2,551 Forumite
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    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a !!! stain." The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a !!! stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
  • Zoelikesjam
    Zoelikesjam Posts: 417 Forumite
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    Happychappy wrote: »
    This is certainly one in the eye for people who think forums dont help, nice to get a load off your mind.

    Wasnt it not in her eye and more on the headboard and DH gettin a load of somewhere else? Omgosh im sorry but so funny...and i have my naughty head on hehehehehe :rotfl:
  • Debt_Free_Chick
    Debt_Free_Chick Posts: 13,276 Forumite
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    ahrimaniac wrote: »
    We've accidentally splashed something...organic on it.


    You mean orgasmic? ;)

    Or did one of you have a bout of food poisoning? :D
    Warning ..... I'm a peri-menopausal axe-wielding maniac ;)
  • Pssst
    Pssst Posts: 4,803 Forumite
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    Told you you should have swallowed....
  • Jojo_the_Tightfisted
    Jojo_the_Tightfisted Posts: 27,228 Forumite
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    Biological liquid should have a good effect on - erm - biological liquids...
    I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die: I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by.
    colinw wrote: »
    Yup you are officially Rock n Roll :D
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