How to get er..."stains" off suede?

kazwookie

Does this mean you are now sorted out?

Magnolia

Why not go for an all over mottled effect - should keep you out of mischief - Oh hang on - wasn't it mischief in the first place!!!

Little_Vics

this cracked me up - thanks so much for making my day!!

Happychappy

This is certainly one in the eye for people who think forums dont help, nice to get a load off your mind.

mech_2

robpw2 wrote: »

sorry ..

this is from captain pugwash ... "seaman staines"

No that's a myth. That character's name is really just "Willy".

Plasticman

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a !!! stain." The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a !!! stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."

Zoelikesjam

Happychappy wrote: »

This is certainly one in the eye for people who think forums dont help, nice to get a load off your mind.

Wasnt it not in her eye and more on the headboard and DH gettin a load of somewhere else? Omgosh im sorry but so funny...and i have my naughty head on hehehehehe :rotfl:

Debt_Free_Chick

ahrimaniac wrote: »

We've accidentally splashed something...organic on it.

You mean orgasmic?

Or did one of you have a bout of food poisoning?

Pssst

Told you you should have swallowed....

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

Biological liquid should have a good effect on - erm - biological liquids...