Alcohol self help thread II

Al_Mac

lewt wrote:

maybe not the best for this thread

Many years ago, my local pub had a fun day on. Me and my mate went elsewhere, but back about 9. They'd run out of pint pots. So we had a pitcher of beer each. They held 5 pints:eek: Only had 2:eek: Apparently we were drinkig them almost as fast as the others were drinking pints:o

jayne.doe

Thats because you shedding drank to much Al:D

beer2006

jayne.doe wrote:

this one?

Woooooh

As Al said, how did you get hold of this? Can you remember which one I am

beer2006

Al_Mac wrote:

Fixing the guttering that blew down in the storm.

Made an OK job.

Then the ladder fell down, took out the washing line, bent the end of the ladder when it hit the groung. Garden light broken as well:eek:

Given up on maintenance for the day:D

The neighbours fence panels can just stay on the floor:o

:rotfl:

That was really funny, my mate when asked to make a cup of tea always makes the vilest cup he possibly can, he doesn't get asked anymore...... I suspect this might have the same effect

beer2006

feelinggood wrote:

I've got to wait at least a fortnight for someone to come out and put the fences back up hehe. No nude sunbathing in the garden for me!

Phew! its safe to walk outside then for a while?

Al_Mac

Neighbours just told me the fence man is coming around at 4. He seems to think I'm interested.

Last time we offered to go halves, she said OK, he then told us it was his fence. She was being a little tinker So they only replaced the broken panels, all the others have gone now

They've lost some on other boundaries as well

Am I being mean?

beer2006

Are you complaining you didn't have to pay for the fence

Al_Mac

beer2006 wrote:

Are you complaining you didn't have to pay for the fence

Change the picture. NOW!!!!!! Oh you have

Yes I am, if they'd replaced all the panels, OK some weren't as bad as others, they probably wouldn't have blown out. We would have gone halves. We replaced all of ours and haven't had a problem.

Sorry a thing I have with elderly people and not spending money, drives me mad:mad: They won't be poor, he worked for ICI all his life, so probably on 75% final salary pension:eek:

brodev

Hi folks, I see you are sharing jokes. here's an old one.Alkie is walking along the road when he sees a sign outside a pub
ALL YOU CAN DRINK £10

He goes inside and says to the barman I'll have £20 worth

beer2006

brodev wrote:

Hi folks, I see you are sharing jokes. here's an old one.Alkie is walking along the road when he sees a sign outside a pub
ALL YOU CAN DRINK £10

He goes inside and says to the barman I'll have £20 worth

That is funny, but depressing