The Compers Inn - Part 22

divadee

right getting in shower and then taking myself out.

i might pop into work and get some pottery to do at home, that will cheer me up xxxx

wokkies

Fun Things to Do - Bored
For times when severely bored
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Simple Boredom Fighters

• Blow bubbles with bubble gum
• Blow on a beer bottle
• Blow on a blade of grass
• Crank up some music
• Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show
• Eat
• Eat 6 spoon full of sugar, a soda, and another think that makes you hyper and then you won't be bored anymore, you will end up finding something to do... trust us
• Experiment with makeup
• Get a bubble blower and then blow some
• Get a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop
• Laugh out loud
• Learn how to fake an accent
• Make a humorous crank phone call
• Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
• Make up poems or songs about your boredom
• Nap
• Play cards
• Play Dead
• Play house with yourself
• Play with marbles
• Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
• Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
• Pretend that you are not bored
• Read some comic books
• See how long you can hold your breath
• Send a tune with keypad numbers on the phone
• Sing even if you can't
• Spin until you're dizzy
• Stand on your head
• Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots
• Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear

Inside Boredom Fighters

• Break into a friend's house and clean it
  Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.
• Catch a fly, then put in a jar and stick in the fridge (this cools their metabolism down), then tie the fly to the end of a thread 15in. and hold the other end of the thread while you watch it fly around (We have tested this and it works - a lot of patience is involved)
• Chase your best friend round the sofa
• Dance around your living room naked
• Doodle or cartoon
• Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself
• Fiddle around with a Ouija board
• Figure out how to get yourself on TV
• Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back
• Flip a coin 500 times to see who wins
• Get on the radio
• Give names to your body parts
• Go shop for a really cool book
• Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
• Have a carpet picnic
• Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
• Kiss your elbow, if you can.
• Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.
• Learn a new word in the dictionary
• Learn to Juggle
• Learn to peel a banana with your feet
• Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
• Listen to a type of music that you don't normally listen to
• Listen to really hard music and head bang
• Listen to some polka music and eat sausages
• Make a list of the fun things you've already done, then admire how long your list is.
• Make a trash can a basketball hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets
• Patch some clothing
• Phone your local government rep and see if you can convince him or her to have lunch with you
• Plan a journey
• Play bottle cap hockey...with pens as the sticks and a bottle cap as the puck
• Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet
• Pronounce your friends names.backwards
• Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up
• Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie
• Rent some fun movies
• Roll your change
• Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.
• Shave your head
• Sit at your desk with your left arm sticking out until it goes numb
• Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any
• Take a company that has been getting on your nerves - find out who the person is that you should write complaints too. Write a letter to them with the most trivial or confusing complaint. Ensure you talk in circles so that the letter is well written but extremely confusing
• Take one hundred dollars out of the bank and spend it all on yourself
• Throw a huge party for no reason at all
• Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue
• Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a wall and invite friends
• Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians
• Watch a foreign film
• Watch cartoons (preferably funny stupid ones)
• Write a big list of fun things to do
• Write a limerick or twelve
• Write a rant letter to the paper
• Write out ten things that make you happy - then do one of them
• You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers

Outside Boredom Fighters

• Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new dogs
• Burn things with a magnifying glass
• Buy the craziest, most comfortable slippers you can find
• Climb a tree
• Find some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg
• Flip some coins into a fountain
• Flirt with people
• Go dumpster diving and see what you can find
• Go out and get your motorcycle license
• Go to a candy store and buy a ton of candy. Eat all day
• Go to the 24 hr grocery at 1 a.m.
• Have an egg toss
• Make a rope swing
• Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
• Play Frisbee
• Play knicky knicky nine doors leaving freaky anonymous notes behind
• Put bunny ears on people you don't know (the two finger kind you know, like a peace sign)
• Skip rope
• Take your TV outside
• Try to stay up for 24 hours
• Volunteer for a charity
• Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.
• Watch kids play - and then join in

melvis

Grrrr Postie brought me nothing of any worth :mad:

words will be had :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

rosemac

postie just delivered book TY BMN and £5 Farmfood voucher

melvis

I've entered Izzy's Wimbledon-esque pic into the Play.com summer photo comp:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Tulip

melvis wrote: »

I've entered Izzy's Wimbledon-esque pic into the Play.com summer photo comp:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lol! Mel how did you get the play.com logo bigger on your photo.I do it in paint and it looks great but when I go to put it on play.com wall its unreadable.

thanks for any help given
Katie x

melvis

Tulip wrote: »

lol! Mel how did you get the play.com logo bigger on your photo.I do it in paint and it looks great but when I go to put it on play.com wall its unreadable.

thanks for any help given
Katie x

All I did was go to the Play.com website, right click on the play.com sign in the top left and click "save image" and that image showed up big enough when I pasted it onto the photo in paint x

Tulip

melvis wrote: »

All I did was go to the Play.com website, right click on the play.com sign in the top left and click "save image" and that image showed up big enough when I pasted it onto the photo in paint x

thank you Mel

Katie x

toomanykids

Hi all,

Pish, pish, pish Have come in here for a moan. The two puppies we got have been crying in the morning from about 6.30 on. Billy met our neighbour in the supermarket there who complained about them. He said he can't sleep from the minute they start crying and his wife is laid up with a headache.

I'll have to get rid of the dogs as I can't live worried that every noise they make in the morning is going to wake him next door up. Feel like $hite at the moment, sorry for moaning.

Apart from that has anyone heard from catz?

Nicky63

toomanykids wrote: »

Hi all,

Pish, pish, pish Have come in here for a moan. The two puppies we got have been crying in the morning from about 6.30 on. Billy met our neighbour in the supermarket there who complained about them. He said he can't sleep from the minute they start crying and his wife is laid up with a headache.

I'll have to get rid of the dogs as I can't live worried that every noise they make in the morning is going to wake him next door up. Feel like $hite at the moment, sorry for moaning.

Apart from that has anyone heard from catz?

OMG nooo!! It will get better, they will only do it for a little while, while they are babies. I can't believe some animal haters :mad::mad: I'm sure their crying is not really bad enough to cause a problem :rolleyes: Can you not just get up to them at that time til they settle in? Awww I am almost in tears for you, you have to keep them hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx