Your Funny Stories!!!

itsakidsworld

Morning folks,

let's bring abit of enjoyment to the forum!!

If you have a funny story about your holidays post it for us all to see. The best one will be the one with the most "thank you's"!!!

If this has been done before then please add it to that thread and let's continue it.

The sun is out, we are all feeling happier so let's bring abit of cheer to everyone instead of doom and gloom!!

sturll

itsakidsworld wrote: »

Morning folks,

let's bring abit of enjoyment to the forum!!

If you have a funny story about your holidays post it for us all to see. The best one will be the one with the most "thank you's"!!!

If this has been done before then please add it to that thread and let's continue it.

The sun is out, we are all feeling happier so let's bring abit of cheer to everyone instead of doom and gloom!!

I could write a book on this.

But, the time i laughed the most was last year.

I was sunbathing on a little beach at the side of the Colorado River in Laughlin, Nevada.
No one had spoken to me for about 2 hours and i was really chilling.
Suddenly i just heard who i was with say "Stu that guy has just been run over by Jet Ski" I looked up and saw some guy just come up out of the water with his baseball cap still on, the woman who had ran him over was completely oblivious and just sailing with current whilst her husband was kicking off.

I laughed for about an hour.

ClootiesMum

In my work people ask where I'm going on holiday & then go elsewhere...

On a campervan trip to France we... had problem with DH as he slipped a disc the day before we went, the van was burgled & all valuables (including pain killers for DH) were taken, tried to come home early but ferry wasn't sailing & ended up in Holland on day of Queen's husband's funeral (it was like the Princess Di funeral atmposphere).
We had a car accident in Los Angeles - not our fault - an off duty policeman hit us from behind at traffic lights.
On a cruise - we both came back with pneumonia
We went to Cyprus for 2 weeks & it snowed for the first time in 8 years.

But we still go as we love travelling

CM

covlass

We had found a tiny pottery place in the middle of know where that sold some lovely bits not the usual stuff you see in the tourist areas of Ibiza. I was so pleased with my find that I spent ages wrapping them up and packing them in my suitcase as I didnt want them to break.
All they way home I was thinging "I hope they are ok....."
We landed in back in the UK and as the plane was taxing I spotted a baggage man throwing suitcases on a truck !!! I turned to my husband in shock and horror........stating
" I will be so angry if my pots are smashed that man had just chucked my suitcase !!!
My husband and others just burst out laughing "Oh love thats really bad but since when have they offloaded luggage whilst the plane is still moving?"

markandkate

Went to Antigua for our honey moon and one day the weather was a bit off so we decided to visit the main town St Johns. Whilst there the weather got worse and we later discovered that a hurricane ahd passed 100 miles ( Very close!!) to the island. In torrential rain we got a local bus back to our hotel.

The bus was packed with three people on each double seat and dozens standing. After a few minutes the bus stopped and a small boy was passed over the heads of people towards the door. We assumed it was his bus stop but moments later when the bus pulled off he was holding on to the front of the bus with one hand and working the windscreen wipers with the other so the driver could see where he was going!

itsakidsworld

Years ago when our children were small we went to Cyprus and hired a car. We were sick of the beach being full so decided to explore the island for a quiet beach. We came across a lovely beach and so parked up and found the only way through was by way of a five star hotel. We started walking through the hotel, full to the brim with packed lunches, lilos already blown up, buckets, spades and kids in tow. Just as we got to the beach security guards fully armed came runnning from everywhere and surrounded us asking us what were we doing? It turned out the beach was closed for an "important guest" and they thought we were imposters and kindly frog marched us out of the hotel- blown up lilo still intact and knocking everything over as we tried to make out quick exit!!!!