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So Insulted in the Co-Op
Freddie_Snowbits
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I have never been so insulted as when I just shopped in my local Co-Op. I found it so offensive and irritating that people you know would ever dream of such absurd comments as the ex Mrs Snowbits said. And I am not jesting either.
As I was getting some crisps and cheese to go with my beer tonight, Batemans XXB, the ex Mrs Snowbits had such an anger on her face, she was demanding Lager. I ask you, she wanted Lager. I had to tell her right there and then, that she should not mention that word in public, and as my anger grew stronger, I threw out her girlie magazines and niceties from the trolley and replaced them with another 3 bottles of Batemans XXB for her.
Do you think I should let the ex Mrs Snowbits back in the house so she can drink the Batemans?
As I was getting some crisps and cheese to go with my beer tonight, Batemans XXB, the ex Mrs Snowbits had such an anger on her face, she was demanding Lager. I ask you, she wanted Lager. I had to tell her right there and then, that she should not mention that word in public, and as my anger grew stronger, I threw out her girlie magazines and niceties from the trolley and replaced them with another 3 bottles of Batemans XXB for her.
Do you think I should let the ex Mrs Snowbits back in the house so she can drink the Batemans?
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Not a chance!!!!!! However maybe a bag of crisps to keep her amused in the rain

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It sounds like grounds for divorce Freddie. Definitely unreasonable behaviour.
Good luck, enjoy the Batemans!0 -
I find the japanese rice crackers go down well with(proper) beer."You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"0
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How comfy is the sofa?DFW Nerd 0350
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Sue the Co-op, you shouldn't be subject to such insults in one of their stores, disgusting.Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear0
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Just got back and saw Sue from the Co-Op and she is quite nice.
Shame the ex Mrs Freddie was not there and I managed to get a refund on my Batemans. I have left the Ex Mrs Freddie with the keys to the shed.0 -
Marleyboy, that poster has tickled me pink, where did you find it. Hubby would love that!0
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