Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle! Bob's cunning plan mark 2

pepe2008

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

I will let you into a secret, Mr.B's nickname is really the Ferret..i have alluded to this in the past;):rotfl:

How to use a Ferret,

Stick it in a hole and see what you catch..

...helloooo smut!

Piquant_2

Oooh fantastic new diary - with added smut :j I've signed up Bob!

In_Search_Of_Me

bonjour my lovely friend!! How ya doing! Lovely new diary...thought other one went quiet!! We'll be df the same time all being well...a cause for great celebration that will be!

penguin83

Hi Bob, well done on the payments and the mystery shop.

Don;t be working too hard now and please can I borrow your DS - there is plenty round here to do! xx

boredofbeingathome

GeorgeUK wrote: »

Who me?

Some things i get tied up with - but not bishops.

How about you? ...

:eek:Ok you can PM and spill the beans, then i have a cunning plan to make money by a tell all;):rotfl:

_Pepe2008 wrote:

How to use a Ferret,

Stick it in a hole and see what you catch..

...helloooo smut!

I dunno smutting all over my nice clean diary, just when i was getting serious too:rolleyes:;):D There'll be no ferret smut around Bob's house, i can tell you? Congrats on the weight loss Pepe, i just caught up with the daily gossip..:D

piquant wrote:

Oooh fantastic new diary - with added smut I've signed up Bob!

Well it used to be turnip smut, now it is dubious innuendo, all done in the best possible taste....or maybe not.:rotfl: Waves to Piq:hello:

boredofbeingathome

In_Search_Of_Me wrote: »

bonjour my lovely friend!! How ya doing! Lovely new diary...thought other one went quiet!! We'll be df the same time all being well...a cause for great celebration that will be!

Bonjour back ISOM, i thought it was time for a new focus...although it takes time for new habits to form. I can't wait to be debt free and mortgage free.:D:T

boredofbeingathome

penguin83 wrote: »

Hi Bob, well done on the payments and the mystery shop.

Don;t be working too hard now and please can I borrow your DS - there is plenty round here to do! xx

Yep you can borrow DS, he is being very helpful lately and i reckon he is after something although he hasn't alluded to anything yet....nice to see you about Pingu and like the new avi:D

shaun40400

morning bob


:santa2::xmassign:
all quite on the western front:cool:


wonder whats going to come along and fcuk it all up :eek::eek:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Shh!!!! Sneaks on whilst pupil is occupied...snicker


Bad Shaun, nothing is going to go wrong...crosses fingers, legs and toes.
Checked all the bits that need checking...the bank, etc. In case Pepe et al, gets a whiff of innuendo ( a cunning perfume):rotfl: (sorry bad joke) Have a £100 to last me till payday which should hopefully be Friday:ofingers crossed again.

Right scurries off to look virtuous before pupil starts noseying:eek::rotfl:

Raini

Yeah new diary! :j I know I'm a little late to the party but better late than never! (I'm sure that's a matter of opinion!!)

Go BOB go!! (I was trying cheerleader - OK maybe I can't pull that off!)

:beer: