Free olive oil

sugarbabe_3

What did you put when asked for the company name?

ema34

Wombat wrote:

Thanks, ema. Now, if you can just post a contact number for when I have to tell an irate, Italian lorry driver that he isn't leaving all that stuff on my front lawn.....;)

ok I'll set up a help line for complaints
The lorry drivers says he's sorry next time will leave on the back garden

I wonder why a company that wants to make business outside italy doesn't write the T&C in english...

Wombat

ema34 wrote:

ok I'll set up a help line for complaints
The lorry drivers says he's sorry next time will leave on the back garden

I wonder why a company that wants to make business outside italy doesn't write the T&C in english...

I think the first draft was in English, but the Marketing Director doesn't speak English too well, so he wrote it out in Italian then used Babelfish to translate.

That first draft had to be withdrawn when he was visited by the police enquiring into his business of advertising for "ladies who longed to be oily in their kitchens"!!!! :rotfl:

Jimble

I hope for you guys sake this isn't "Sicilian" olive oil - if you get my drift!

elvis_bloggs

sugarbabe wrote:

What did you put when asked for the company name?

A large Cafe, Restaurant, Eatery or a Canteen.

ema34

sugarbabe wrote:

What did you put when asked for the company name?

I just put cafe

trigger_mike

i have a canteen at work so i petended to own that, just said i surply food for dock workers. that will do.
also La sua richiesta è stata inviata correttamente, provvederemo al più presto all'invio del campione per l'assaggio, grazie. means Its request was sent off correctly, we will provide as soon as possible to the consignment of the champion for the sample, thanks.

elvis_bloggs

trigger_mike wrote:

i have a canteen at work so i petended to own that, just said i surply food for dock workers. that will do

Oh yes, I should think that will do, everybody loves dock workers.

shellabear

I said my business was a Bed & Breakfast. no need for them to know it is just for me and my family is there?

angeldelite

thanx elvis bloggs...now i know!! i work at greggs so thats wot i put n i'm the manager there so if netime u need a company or place of work i'll vouch for u!!... u can all come n work in my shop!