The Compers Inn - Part 19

cathyj

is that hope springs sfh, I am sort of watching it,

Jokey

Hey Bucks... Just seen you were from the Wirral

Me too!! Where abouts do you live?? xx

clairesims1978

cheeky request from me on the offchance. If anyone sees any competitions for walking with dinosaurs live at the o2 in London and they arent wanting to enter for themselves would you mind entering for my ds please? He is mad on dinosaurs and we would love to take him to this. Have entered every comp that ive come across so far and did the text one in the sun newspaper several times so hopefully I will win some but just in case!

bucks73

clairesims1978 wrote: »

cheeky request from me on the offchance. If anyone sees any competitions for walking with dinosaurs live at the o2 in London and they arent wanting to enter for themselves would you mind entering for my ds please? He is mad on dinosaurs and we would love to take him to this. Have entered every comp that ive come across so far and did the text one in the sun newspaper several times so hopefully I will win some but just in case!

I can do that for you let me know if there is one - send me a pm if you remember

hi sweetpie rather not say exactly where on here - send me a pm if you like where are you:D

clairesims1978

aww thanks bucks, next time I come across one on my travels through the boards I shall pm you then !! the ones I already done are probably game over now anyway as I am only just a day or 2 ahead of myself at the moment !!

rogart

Hi, don't often post here, but has anyone heard how kipper is?

Miss her.

Splodz

Good evening all. Back home now, and tucking into leftover chinese yum! Very bad for me I know but it's very tasty!

Looking forward to The Apprentice. :)

Thinking of you Toni, and also Kipper. xx

Jokey

bucks73 wrote: »

hi sweetpie rather not say exactly where on here - send me a pm if you like where are you:D

NP, I don't mind, I have lived all over the wirral, haha. I started off in Bromborough, then Bebington then Rock Ferry then onto Tranmere, then Birkenhead, was in Wallasey for a couple of years, and NOW back in Bromborough again. Happy now, think we will stay here :rotfl:

We don't have very many decent local comps round here I have noticed, or I havent found any worth entering at least xx

Splodz

OH came across this on another forum... thought I'd share:

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

4. The Italians and French drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

6. Algerians have almost no sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

7. Brazilians seldom stop having sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

clairesims1978

right guys I am signing off to watch Apprentice now !!

nite nite all, catch yas tommorrow xxxx.