MSE Pregnancy Club XI

cazscoob

tiamai_d wrote: »

Elle, some nurses should get a different job... like a prison warden. You just get your Rhysologist hat on and get her telt! (telt -proper scots slang for 'oi you, pure listen tae me or your gonnae get the malkie (malkie -headbutt))

i bet i am the only one that read that lauging cause i know what your saying:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

elle loads of hugs for all 3 of you! thanks for keeping us all updated on how rhys is doing, we all know he is a little fighter! and i have the home electric breast pump and it is great(feel a bit like a cow being milked though:rolleyes:)

searching_me

i feel sick but i cant stop eating malteasers ... someone please come take them away!!!!!! x

cazscoob

pass them over SM i havent had any tea yet!

elle_gee

I know now why we have seperate threads for pregnants and now-parents.. Too much laughing going on in this thread for those with c-section scars to consider Have missed you guys xx

tiamai_d

Haha, turned it over to 4music, girls aloud concert is on. Just as I was wondering why the red head always looks like she has a bad smell on her top lip, I noticed that the blonde one is showing her foof. Her body suit has slipped :rotfl:

Sami_Bee

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searching_me

cazscoob wrote: »

pass them over SM i havent had any tea yet!

please do if i eat anymore i'll be giving birth to one :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: x

nancmat

Evening all, well im 19 weeks today. Had mock H&S exam today and felt faint again had to sit by window and sip my water, its rubbish... Its soo hot at the moment.

Watching Jonny swear at his dog on BBC, what a patient dog..

tiamai_d

elle_gee wrote: »

I know now why we have seperate threads for pregnants and now-parents.. Too much laughing going on in this thread for those with c-section scars to consider Have missed you guys xx

but it's alright for us with bumps and prone to a wee bit of pee leaking when we laugh? :rotfl:

money_maker_3

see when your on the way you talk, I found these on facebook for northern irish !!

If you wish to tell anyone that you are going to punch them any of the following will be suffient

I'll do you son

You lukin Lamped/Dug

I'll knack you fur six

I'll bate ya

Yer cruising for a bruising

Or may be you just want to threaten them with damage of property or body parts

I'll put yer windie thew

I'll do yer knee's in

Or for Derogatory terms

Spoon- Someone with a low IQ

Spanner- see spoon

Eejit- idoit

Plank-see eejit

wilik- see eejit