a new friend for you on msn

Doozergirl

It's so funny!

SmarterChild says: Who do you love?
Me says: I love my babies
SmarterChild says: That's cool. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about them.
Me says: I'm special then
SmarterChild says: Would you like me to call you Special?
Me says: sure
SmarterChild says:OK, I'll remember that your name is Special.
Me says: what's my name?
SmarterChild says: You're Special.
Me says: lol
SmarterChild says: What's so funny?

I hope I'm not the only one that found that amusing

RACHIE77

Rachie says (00:18):
what colour is purple?
SmarterChild says (00:18):
Dunno...

Rachie says (00:19):
do you like martin lewis?
SmarterChild says (00:19):
Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

Rachie says (00:21):
am i overweight?
SmarterChild says (00:21):
I doubt you're overweight.

RACHIE77

I'm loving this!

carrie483

Ask him to send you a picture of himself

RACHIE77

oh no - i'm getting carried away by this!!

SmarterChild says (00:31):
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like gardening?
Rachie says (00:31):
no
SmarterChild says (00:31):
That's interesting. Why not?
Rachie says (00:31):
ita boring
SmarterChild says (00:31):
Oh yeah? Gardening boring? Is that right?
Rachie says (00:31):
yes!
SmarterChild says (00:31):
Wow. Why?
Rachie says (00:31):
cos its all about gardens!
SmarterChild says (00:31):
I'm not so sure it's all about gardens.
Rachie says (00:31):
it is!
SmarterChild says (00:31):
Aha.

better go to bed before i end up copying and pasting eeeeverything i write - LOL!

RACHIE77

Rachie says (00:33):
are you naked?
SmarterChild says (00:33):
Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?


PMSL!
I'm off to bed!

muckingfuppetreturns

carrie483 wrote:

Ask him to send you a picture of himself

RACHIE77

I'm going - honest!!
But I thought I would mention he/she is good to practice knock knock jokes on!!

Rachie says (00:47):
knock knock
SmarterChild says (00:47):
Who's there?
Rachie says (00:47):
doctor
SmarterChild says (00:47):
Doctor who?
Rachie says (00:47):
you just said it!
SmarterChild says (00:47):
You said it. Ha ha ha.

Great. You're funny.

yay!! someone laughed at a joke of mine!!

andrewmoorcroft

BotGoogle by Gondaba unknown botgoogle@hotmail.com
This bot, just like GoogleMatic below, uses the Google API to search google and return the top five results. Hasn't showed up yet.

Bot of Thought by Gondaba unknown botofthought@hotmail.com

.

Galgje by badguytje@hotmail.com unknown galgje@msn.com

Dutch hangman game. Pick a letter and try to complete a word. Type 'overnieuw' for a new word when you're done.

GoogleMatic (officially offline) by Matt Web homepage googlematic@interconnected.org
Googlematic lets you search Google through your Instant Messenging client. There's a screenshot here.


MGamble by me@mgamble.ca homepage me@mgamble.ca

This A.L.I.C.E. Bot is also called "The Dude" and is still under development. He's really good, actually.

NOS-Teletekst by ZjieB unknown bot@clubr.nl
Dutch teletext straight to your MSN Messenger

OugleBot by Ougle unknown ouglebot@hotmail.com
Just a fun bot to have a conversation with, and for the author o practice his perl.

RecipeBuddy by Activebuddy, Inc. unknown Add MSN bot
Keebler, a big snack producer from the U.S., has teamed up with ActiveBuddy Inc. to release it's own RecipeBuddie. Virtual host, Becky, makes suggestions to busy family members for meals based on simple ingredients, any moment and for any occassion.

RevolutionIMServ by Duncan Lamb homepage revolutionimserv@hotmail.com
Powerful bot which samples the SDBA project of Duncan Lamb.

RoboTolga by Tolga Tohumcu unknown robotolga

I asked this one: "What's your name?" and "she" replied: "It tastes salty." Next I asked: "Are you stupid?" and the reaction was: "". And that sums it all up It's just a database of oneliners and standard answers.

ScholarBot by Matthew Jacobson unknown Scholarbot@hotmail.com
I haven't talked to "him" yet, but he's supposed to be good. Spotted on AIM as ScholarBot too!

SmarterChild by Activebuddy, Inc. ActiveBuddy Add MSN bot
Delivers instant access to games, movie showtimes, news, headlines, stock quotes, and more. You need the ActivePlus plug-in for this demo bot. It will automatically download and install when you click "Add this bot".

TV Bot by Sjeemz Search.TV tvbot@hotmail.com
Dutch bot and online TV guide replacement. Add him and yell HELP.

VirtualFriendBot by Matthew Jacobson unknown VirtualFriendBot@hotmail.com
I've added VirtualFriendBot to my contacts a month or two ago and he still didn't show up.

WindiesBot by Skipper McCoy unknown windiesbot@hotmail.com

A bot that returns test cricket statistics of all West Indies players who ever played the game. Say "hello" and the bot returns usage instructions. Haven't tested it yet.

YakSpuiT by Ron Cylkowski homepage YakSpuiT@hotmail.com

Users can actively teach responses to this bot (that explains his rude language), search for MP3s and learn about the weather in a given zipcode.


Interesting links about intelligent chat bots for MSN Messenger:

- SDBA Revolution Instant Messaging Application Server is an extremely useful open-source server written in Perl by Duncan Lamb to provide an architecture to simplify and streamline the process of writing applications that run on an Instant Messaging network. It makes writing chatbots as easy as writing PHP or Per and supports MSN, AIM, and ICQ. Demo's for MSN, AIM, ICQ and YIM, the sourceand a short tutorialare all available at the Revolution Instant Messaging Application Server homepage.

- Intellibot 5.0 by Silverspeed allows you to make your own chatterbots which answer automatically to the trigger words of your choice. Samples for a hangman game and a magic 8 ball script are included. Programmers can even add their own functions using VBScript or DLL files. So, like Intellibot's very own motto says: "Make botz, bot war" and start by downloading it here (MSN Messenger 4.x ONLY!)
hOPE THAT HELPS

Deep_888

carrie483 wrote:

Ask him to send you a picture of himself

thats brill