Sub Prime Credit Thread Part III

bigbum_2

Brian1966 wrote: »

No bigamy here..not married...YET

Ok, thought you might have a little lady hidden away somewhere. While she's tucked up in bed asleep, you come to bigbum for a little R&R :rotfl:

bigbum_2

Brian1966 wrote: »

I love pu$$ies :rotfl::rotfl: Especially the one's that 'spit' :T

Ex-squeeze me! :eek:

ElkyElky

bigbum wrote: »

I hope your credit is good Elky, i've got a wishlist of presents a mile long

You're in luck. As my gift to you and the husband-to-be, I'll pay for the car with my new Flybe card.

Brian1966

bigbum wrote: »

Ex-squeeze me! :eek:

if you were nearer..ie 3 feet away..I would :beer:

bigbum_2

ElkyElky wrote: »

That sentence is probably the only sentence I understand in French lol.


Boa Noite. Chamo-me Elky. Estas bem? :cool:

Nice one. I'm assuming you've not just sworn at me :rotfl:. You're doing the right thing in learning the lingo. I imagine alot of people out there speak English?

Brian1966

ElkyElky wrote: »

You're in luck. As my gift to you and the husband-to-be, I'll pay for the car with my new Flybe card.

Rolls royce, I'll drive it myself...£75 all in :beer:

bigbum_2

ElkyElky wrote: »

You're in luck. As my gift to you and the husband-to-be, I'll pay for the car with my new Flybe card.

heheh, you're as sound as a pound Elky.

Would you like to be bridesmaid or bestman? Delete as appropriate, i don't know you're sex :rotfl: .

ElkyElky

bigbum wrote: »

Nice one. I'm assuming you've not just sworn at me :rotfl:. You're doing the right thing in learning the lingo. I imagine alot of people out there speak English?

No, I've not had the chance to look up some naughty words yet. :lipsrseal

Yeah, mostly the younger generation do speak English but I wanted to learn their language because they respect you more for trying to communicate in their language. Plus it'll look great on my CV

Brian1966

bigbum wrote: »

heheh, you're as sound as a pound Elky.

Would you like to be bridesmaid or bestman? Delete as appropriate, i don't know you're sex :rotfl: .

Why can't he or she be both...would raise a few eyebrows :rotfl:

bigbum_2

Brian1966 wrote: »

if you were nearer..ie 3 feet away..I would :beer:

I'd use my trusty cane on you to ensure you didn't .

Help yourself to more Cristal peeps :rotfl:.

There cavier on the table to your right.