Daily Chat Mon 27th April - My garden needs rain

whatatwit

Well done Sally, at least you didn't stop and do a 'Paula'
but do tell about the she-pee

sallyx

Ok freebies
Can of London Bitter
Jar cranberry sauce
3 mini cans of de-oderant
3 bottles of energy drink, 1 bottle of water, bottle of milk shake
1 pink lady apple
2 sets of red laces
2 packets of asda fabric conditioner
1 lip balm
1 Jointace gel
2 Vaseline healthy feet and legs gel
2 packets of Taylors Ground coffee
2 granola bars
Packets of Dormens Nuts
Packet of Jelly babies
Lo salt
Sachet bodyshop Peppermint foot stuff
Loads of sachets of Tetley tea
Pen
T-shirt
Deep freeze cold patch
and a re-cylced hessian bag

Oh and the mars bar I ate already and packet of some crisps

jinky67

lennymfo wrote: »

There are some twisted people out there, polluting people's minds and its pathetic. I know who you all are and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. You are a disgrace and should take a long long look at themselves and consider where you are and why people are here and remember life is too short. There are TWO sides to every story you know

Who said that then??

Morning everyone

Lenny

:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

you ok?

bookseller1980

Well done on all counts Sal.
Not sure what I'd have been worse at - running or shee-peeing!

sallyx

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

no i fricking haven't!! - Don't ask!

i was blubbing when we saw the tracker said you'd finished!! :cool:

Freebie news pelase!

Im thrilled I finished but wish it was cooler as Im sure I could have done it around 4:45....maybe next year :rotfl:

spud30

sallyx wrote: »

Ok freebies
Can of London Bitter
Jar cranberry sauce
3 mini cans of de-oderant
3 bottles of energy drink, 1 bottle of water, bottle of milk shake
1 pink lady apple
2 sets of red laces
2 packets of asda fabric conditioner
1 lip balm
1 Jointace gel
2 Vaseline healthy feet and legs gel
2 packets of Taylors Ground coffee
2 granola bars
Packets of Dormens Nuts
Packet of Jelly babies
Lo salt
Sachet bodyshop Peppermint foot stuff
Loads of sachets of Tetley tea
Pen
T-shirt
Deep freeze cold patch
and a re-cylced hessian bag

Oh and the mars bar I ate already and packet of some crisps

Wow, that's a lot of freebies. Where do I sign up for next year :T

redsquirrel80

sallyx wrote: »

Ok so I get through to my start and have been saving my wee for as close to the start as possible so I don't have to stop on route. Get through, drop my bag off and head to the toilets to find a mile queue and the tannoy announcing people to head to their starts and not to queue anymore as there isn't time. Start to panic as I am about to bust then spot the female urinals and a very short queue :rotfl:Ah !!!!!! I think, woman issues me a nice cardboard shee pee and I venture around some enclosed barriers to see a sight of all these womans bottoms, ive never laughed so much. Now obviously the person who designed the urinal unit is taller than average as I lined up only to find with shee pee in place I could hardly reach the bloody thing, tiptoes and the right angling :T.... This has to be one of the highlights of the day, havent laughed that much for a long time

Hehe - sounds like it could have been messy! :rotfl:

(Land_of)_Maz

sallyx wrote: »

Ok freebies - at last!
Can of London Bitter ????? why????
Jar cranberry sauce ????? why????
3 mini cans of de-oderant very nice! and logical!!!
3 bottles of energy drink, 1 bottle of water, bottle of milk shake logical!!!
1 pink lady apple logical!!!
2 sets of red laces logical, if a little bizzarre! - the kind you put on your shoes? Or the kind you eat????
2 packets of asda fabric conditioner a little bizzarre!
1 lip balm logical!
1 Jointace gel logical!
2 Vaseline healthy feet and legs gel logical!
2 packets of Taylors Ground coffee why???? but acceptable....
2 granola bars logical!
Packets of Dormens Nuts logical!
Packet of Jelly babies logical! in fact necessity!!!!!!!!!!!
Lo salt logical!
Sachet bodyshop Peppermint foot stuff logical!
Loads of sachets of Tetley tea why???? but acceptable....
Pen why???? but acceptable....
T-shirt logical! in fact necessity!!!!!!!!!!!
Deep freeze cold patch logical!
and a re-cylced hessian bag Perfect!

Oh and the mars bar I ate already and packet of some crisps logical!

did you get some of the free jaffa cakes and jelly babies from the crowd!? Hypno sniffed out the free jaffa cakes!!

i loved the bit where you met Bea for a kiss to keep you going!

Do you have pics?!?!

Did i tell you i'm so proud!!?

scorgeous

sallyx wrote: »

Ok so I get through to my start and have been saving my wee for as close to the start as possible so I don't have to stop on route. Get through, drop my bag off and head to the toilets to find a mile queue and the tannoy announcing people to head to their starts and not to queue anymore as there isn't time. Start to panic as I am about to bust then spot the female urinals and a very short queue :rotfl:Ah !!!!!! I think, woman issues me a nice cardboard shee pee and I venture around some enclosed barriers to see a sight of all these womans bottoms, ive never laughed so much. Now obviously the person who designed the urinal unit is taller than average as I lined up only to find with shee pee in place I could hardly reach the bloody thing, tiptoes and the right angling :T.... This has to be one of the highlights of the day, havent laughed that much for a long time

Sally, well done you, fantastic, I think I would've had to crawl most of it, and thank you for making me laugh today. I never thought that could happen. It's my birthday today, and instead of giving me a nice card that says to my lovely wife blah blah blah from hubby, there was no card, only a request from him for a divorce :eek: Oh well, pick up my socks and get a grip I suppose.

sallyx

((((Scorgeous))))) Im glad that I made you smile on your birthday, what a sod your soon to be ex husband is, on your birthday of all days!