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If you planning on visiting the Canary Islands, dont!

In what his press department has described as an incisive incentive to
defend the free world, and to put a halt to the spread of bird flu, George
W. Bush has ordered the bombing of the Canary Islands.


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A little light humour to brighten up this miserable wet week we are having.
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Don't spend five pounds to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the charity shop instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for two pounds.
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