A trilogy in seven parts.....hypno's latest efforts

MissKJ

Ahhhh, I remember the days when head was in sand and I had a cleaner and an ironing lady. , Just a distant dream now unfortunatley, but my DH doesnt quite get this DFW thing as well as me and keep going on about getting a cleaner back. Like that is going to happen any time soon:rotfl:Ah well, off to load dishwasher!

hypno06

I used to have a cleaner too....until December 2006....ooh, by coincidence the date I joined MSE :rotfl:

Believe me, though, it is incredibly high on my list of priorities for the future.......As soon as the unsecured debt is gone, the advert will be up in the local shop.....

urg123

Hi Hypno and all

Ironing - I used to love to do it as I could use it as an excuse to watch TV/Films but now it is an angry corner of my living room tormenting me. I have tried the Flylady method of setting a timer and I just stop when it goes off. It doesn't feel like an endless task then!

Hope you have a great weekend

urg x x

hypno06

I think I have even been banished from the land of the flylady - such a failure I am!!

I need some sort of 7 step recovery programme......although the first step is always either "put the kettle on" or "think about doing the housework tomorrow".......

just done another dooyoo review.........

shaun40400

hypno06 wrote: »

Morning KC!
ok, list for the weekend:

• do the bloody ironing get kids to do it
• recover from doing the bloody ironing lay on settee for 30mins with coffee and chocolate
• cut the front lawn get the kids to do it whilst you drink coffee
• go to work
• run the kids around get someone else to do it whilst you lay on settee
• write half a dozen dooyoo reviews
• do a new SOA/budget
• clean the kitchen get kids to do it when their back after they've served you coffee and chocolate
• clean the utility kids whilst you take a book to the hot bath they prepared
• hoover and clean the hall kids whilst still in the bath
• make the lounge presentable think your getting the idea now!! [/QUOTE

amended list for you

shaun40400

especially from 12-7pm
batch cook babies diners for the week cooked (freeze)
bake apple pie and fruit pie (freeze) and jam turn overs with the extra pastry
pastry made fruit peeled
do basic mince mix(allows diff diners to be made at time) and cottage pie for freezer cooking
[STRIKE]watch football[/STRIKE] hoover ds()
[STRIKE]watch rugby[/STRIKE] wash ds () floors


going to put baby back to bed and do breakfast and packing up for oh done
and kids washed and feed
oh taken to work
so nice to see smiling pit ponies first thing in the morning:rotfl::rotfl:

hypno06

shaun40400 wrote: »

hypno06 wrote: »

Morning KC!

ok, list for the weekend:

• do the bloody ironing get kids to do it they are skiing
• recover from doing the bloody ironing lay on settee for 30mins with coffee and chocolate could manage this one, possibly
• cut the front lawn get the kids to do it they are skiing whilst you drink coffee could force myself to do this bit
• go to work
• run the kids around get someone else to do it OH is working whilst you lay on settee will catch up with this later
• write half a dozen dooyoo reviews
• do a new SOA/budget
• clean the kitchen get kids to do it when their back after they've served you coffee and chocolate
• clean the utility kids whilst you take a book to the hot bath they prepared
• hoover and clean the hall kids whilst still in the bath
• make the lounge presentable think your getting the idea now!! [/QUOTE

amended list for you

If only :rotfl:

shaun40400

meant to say earlier
yesterday taught baby to do bits on command.
wave bye bye,,
give hugs,,,
give kiss,,
make noise with mouth ,,,(lip plop)
amazingly he remembered then all this morning :cool::cool:
so today lessons
ironing,hoovering,making coffee,:rotfl:
barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrking or what
come you tigers

hypno06

ahh, bless! And always good to get them started on the chores early - valuable life skills......

Surfbabe

Afternoon - busy bees today then !!!

Off surfing at some unmentionable hour tomorrow so won;t be around til Friday morning !!!

Have a good week everyone