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di3004

LMAO :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well well well what a busy night on here last night :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.

Sorry I didn't post, when I tempted to my pages was going blank, so then left puter on to scan overnight.:mad:
Seems ok again now though, probably my network provider AOHELL!:mad: time for a change me thinks.

I got to laugh at these posts though lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The_Marksman

di3004 wrote: »

LMAO :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well well well what a busy night on here last night :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.

Sorry I didn't post, when I tempted to my pages was going blank, so then left puter on to scan overnight.:mad:
Seems ok again now though, probably my network provider AOHELL!:mad: time for a change me thinks.

I got to laugh at these posts though lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

haha you were missed! you cant have a threesome with just two! although we did try :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

get on virgin optic broadband, ive the 50mb version its super quick!

glad you back up and running! hopefully not away lol

di3004

I think I'm jinxed, the battery on the car, my moby also went dead, then the puter messes up :eek:.

See a reason why I cannot wear watches is because they stop on me and I have some lovely ones here too.

I seem to drain the energy out of everything lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: but it's sooooo true.:D

Tried for Virgin, cannot get it in our damn area unfortunately.

The_Marksman

di3004 wrote: »

I think I'm jinxed, the battery on the car, my moby also went dead, then the puter messes up :eek:.

See a reason why I cannot wear watches is because they stop on me and I have some lovely ones here too.

I seem to drain the energy out of everything lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: but it's sooooo true.:D

Tried for Virgin, cannot get it in our damn area unfortunately.

haha thats soo funny! thats now your always running on full power you take extra power from watches! ;)

I had a girl friend once who i bought a lovely gucci watch that that happened to her alot too! mad! the force must be strong with you! :eek::D

i also bought another girlfriend a more sporty watch that charged by moving your wrist....... her watch would always be too fast! :eek:i wonder why :eek: pmsl:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

the one good thing about london, we get everything here! which can be a bad thing too!

di3004

The_Marksman wrote: »

haha thats soo funny! thats now your always running on full power you take extra power from watches! ;)

I had a girl friend once who i bought a lovely gucci watch that that happened to her alot too! mad! the force must be strong with you! :eek::D

i also bought another girlfriend a more sporty watch that charged by moving your wrist....... her watch would always be too fast! :eek:i wonder why :eek: pmsl:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

the one good thing about london, we get everything here! which can be a bad thing too!

LOL thank goodness it's not just me then :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, yeah I wonder why? :eek::rotfl::rotfl:.

I do think I carry lots of electic in my body, some things have happened in my time.

Some years ago, I stayed at my ex's (his mum's house while she was away) well in one day I blown the kettle, iron and the hoover :eek:, we had to replaced all the fuses :rotfl::rotfl:.

Then several times when going shopping I would be pushing my little un in the pram, then I would suffer terrible static, it was so embarrassing , people could hear it.

I often wonder if the death of me will be "spantaneous combustion", so I just go POP :eek::o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

amersall

carol vorderman for me

:p:p:pSwearing is not allowed on this forum:D:D
Her name is dirt with FP customers :(:(

The_Marksman

di3004 wrote: »

LOL thank goodness it's not just me then :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, yeah I wonder why? :eek::rotfl::rotfl:.

I do think I carry lots of electic in my body, some things have happened in my time.

Some years ago, I stayed at my ex's (his mum's house while she was away) well in one day I blown the kettle, iron and the hoover :eek:, we had to replaced all the fuses :rotfl::rotfl:.

Then several times when going shopping I would be pushing my little un in the pram, then I would suffer terrible static, it was so embarrassing , people could hear it.

I often wonder if the death of me will be "spantaneous combustion", so I just go POP :eek::o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

haha, maybe you have a super power! :eek: or your knickers are just too small and tight! :eek: try not wearing any and see if that helps lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

i went pop once! wasnt fun :eek: i was helping my dad clean out his koi pond and ive no idea to this day why i did it but i dropped the extension lead in the half full pond and instead of binning it i thought just giving it a shake to dry it out and using it while still stood in a half full pond! about 5000 gallons of water it went bang! and the next thing i remember was the ambulance woman saying who's a lucky boy then! and i remember saying me cos i can see down your top! pmsl she almost wet herself and i said its already wet enough for both of us already!

The_Marksman

amersall wrote: »

:p:p:pSwearing is not allowed on this forum:D:D
Her name is dirt with FP customers :(:(

pmsl :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

how are you today gorgeous

di3004

The_Marksman wrote: »

haha, maybe you have a super power! :eek: or your knickers are just too small and tight! :eek: try not wearing any and see if that helps lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

i went pop once! wasnt fun :eek: i was helping my dad clean out his koi pond and ive no idea to this day why i did it but i dropped the extension lead in the half full pond and instead of binning it i thought just giving it a shake to dry it out and using it while still stood in a half full pond! about 5000 gallons of water it went bang! and the next thing i remember was the ambulance woman saying who's a lucky boy then! and i remember saying me cos i can see down your top! pmsl she almost wet herself and i said its already wet enough for both of us already!

Oh dear, the poor Koi :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Footiemad_2

Hello my lovelies

What night!!!! :eek: I have bee awol but not for 72 hours...he wishes..just work :p:p:p and no access to puter to have fun

I see you arry on where you left off Marksman...I should cocoa with the red face..you are naughty...corrupted us sweet angelic ladies you have

I used to have that problem with the watches and static Di but dont seem to any more.
I bet you have been through alot of irons since you have been ironing for Marksman:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Amersall my sweet how are you. You have been missed :A

Well short and sweet tonight my darlings catch you all tomorrow :A:A:A xxxxxxxxx