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donotpassgo_2

marshallka wrote: »

PMSL....:T Removed it now donotpassgo. It will be all over the banks and financial institutions as "wanted"... lol:rotfl:

Britains most wanted by the Banks. Can just picture you on a Jesse James style wanted poster.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

On a serious note though.
How much money do you think you've all helped people to recover?.......It must be massive. No wonder we've all been skint. I cant imagine selling something to someone knowing that it is useless for them, trading standards would not be happy either. Plus I wouldnt be able to sleep at night.

sharpdeath

di3004 wrote: »

Hi there Sharpdeath, do not worry.;)

Yeah that is an option on the Asti, although I only tend to have a little drink new years time, a sip here and there won't hurt, it will be nice to have dad home again, can't wait, and the family and I are going to try to get something sorted for him, like a little tea party, he will like that.:beer:
Wow, so your another martial artist then?
Cool, you done well with your belts well done.:T:T
Scooby my hubby has a good few, on various martial arts, the last one he undertaken was Ki kido, have a few medals here as well, he have taught me some self defence moves, love it.:j
Yeah shame we did not live nearer, it would be very useful.

I know what you mean with the snow, I was not too bad with it as a kid, but getting older now........:o, and the crunching of it goes through me......:eek:. Hope you have a cool day too. Xx;)

I went through a bottle of Asti on NYE. :beer: I tried to resist but it was of no use! :rotfl:
Your hubby sounds pretty tough, nothing wrong with having a bit knowledge to gain an upper edge. Well done for all the trophies, what an achievement! :j It's probably a good idea I don't live any closer or I would be over nicking all the Pringles! :rotfl:
I love thecrunching sound of snow. The trouble is, by the time I've had a good walk around, my thigh muscles are like iron bars cause it's like walking on sand here!
What's for dinner? :rotfl: X

donotpassgo_2

sharpdeath wrote: »

I think a Tommy Cooper fez will be the way forward. :rotfl:

What "just like that"!!!!!!!!
What would be the tipple?

sharpdeath

marshallka wrote: »

TY sharpdeath, don't know how to take that one...:D

As a compliment, silly sausage! :rotfl:

sharpdeath

donotpassgo wrote: »

What "just like that"!!!!!!!!
What would be the tipple?

"I'll tell ya story.." :j lol.
I think Ouzo would be the tipple?

donotpassgo_2

marshallka wrote: »

TY sharpdeath, don't know how to take that one...:D

"In the best possible taste darling" (showing my age now........really showing my age had to look name up on the tinternet.............Kenny Everett)

marshallka

donotpassgo wrote: »

Britains most wanted by the Banks. Can just picture you on a Jesse James style wanted poster.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

On a serious note though.
How much money do you think you've all helped people to recover?.......It must be massive. No wonder we've all been skint. I cant imagine selling something to someone knowing that it is useless for them, trading standards would not be happy either. Plus I wouldnt be able to sleep at night.

I would imagine if each of us actually earned a tenner from every PPI claim then we would be rich....;)

marshallka

donotpassgo wrote: »

"In the best possible taste darling" (showing my age now........really showing my age had to look name up on the tinternet.............Kenny Everett)

Oh I loved Kenny Everett.... and his large gloves....pmsl

donotpassgo_2

sharpdeath wrote: »

"I'll tell ya story.." :j lol.
I think Ouzo would be the tipple?

Thought you might enjoy these Tommy Cooper jokes. Ouzo do they do that in the Coop?

"To get the most from these classic one liners, I suggest that you get into state, imagine that fez hat. 'Just like that'."

• Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
• I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
• Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
• Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
• A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
• A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
  The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
• A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.
  The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.
• I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
• Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners
• I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
  So he gave me a kite.
• I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for 'flu.
  So I went, and I got it.'
• I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
  Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

sharpdeath

donotpassgo wrote: »

Thought you might enjoy these Tommy Cooper jokes. Ouzo do they do that in the Coop?

• A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'.

Now that is funny! The rest were really good as well. Shame he went when he did, I loved his shows even though I was only about 6 at the time.
Yep, Ouzo available at the Co-ops! :beer: