*Manic Monday Chat Thread*30th March09*

System

Right Im off to wash the cars! But before I go, why is it cheaper to buy 12 months road tax than if you buy 2 lots of 6 months? Its a bloody scam thats what!

Numpty_Monkey

Get a lawn sprinkler Lenny

redsquirrel80

lennymfo wrote: »

I blame the parents. If someone came round and told me that I would have a chat with the kids and I would ground them if it happened again

I would try speaking to the parents but if no joy then try the police. Used to have the same problem with kids in gardens/ car park of my old flat but I think they eventually got fed up of me screaming like a banshee at them :rotfl:

System

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Get a lawn sprinkler Lenny

Thats a great shout Numpty.

System

Im gonna hoover the cars cause I aint got a sponge!

bookseller1980

lennymfo wrote: »

Im gonna hoover the cars cause I aint got a sponge!

Can you nip down and do mine when you've finished. It's been a couple of years.

(Land_of)_Maz

i would tell them in a nice way... "look lads, if you divn't mind not walkin on wur grass, like. cause it's upsetting the missus, and she's worried about the little lad like." (do you like my lenny impression?!) You've a good way with folks lenny, i know you could probably spark up a friendly banter conversation with them, get them onside as opposed to at loggerheads over an ickle bit of grass....

Or tell them you've just laid new grass seed and you want it to have a chance..... banter as above!

Or dig it up so it's only mud... people in kappa trainers will not walk across mud...........

Or get a fence, in which case the little man can get out to play safely.... and noone would think anything of it....

(Land_of)_Maz

i have caught 3 mice!!! got some humane traps and 20 mins later, 3 mice are out frolicking in the bushes outside!!!

So when i go home and big g says, "what did you do at work today?" I can honestly answer!!

spud30

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

i have caught 3 mice!!! got some humane traps and 20 mins later, 3 mice are out frolicking in the bushes outside!!!

So when i go home and big g says, "what did you do at work today?" I can honestly answer!!

Aww you could've brought them down here, then Jerry would have a family

spud30

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

i would tell them in a nice way... "look lads, if you divn't mind not walkin on wur grass, like. cause it's upsetting the missus, and she's worried about the little lad like." (do you like my lenny impression?!) You've a good way with folks lenny, i know you could probably spark up a friendly banter conversation with them, get them onside as opposed to at loggerheads over an ickle bit of grass....

Or tell them you've just laid new grass seed and you want it to have a chance..... banter as above!

Or dig it up so it's only mud... people in kappa trainers will not walk across mud...........

Or get a fence, in which case the little man can get out to play safely.... and noone would think anything of it....

Well done Maz. Much more diplomatic than my 'horrible death' method