Notice to newcomers - part 4

rog2

Wol2 wrote: »

We've all been to a wedding......... bump!

Full report from Capt Lula when she gets back:D

xx

We wait with baited breath. :rotfl:

Tixy

rog2 wrote: »

Dogs 'copy' their masters/mistresses, Tixy - so how do you dry yourself after 'frolicking' about in the long wet grass.

Ah that explains it - When I get out the shower I always stand around waggling my bum and panting waiting for someone else to come along and dry me :rotfl::rotfl:

rog2

Tixy wrote: »

Ah that explains it - When I get out the shower I always stand around waggling my bum and panting waiting for someone else to come along and dry me :rotfl::rotfl:

I tried that once - and am still waiting. :rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Wol2

Beer o'clock on friday :j:j

Thank you Capt Lula for your very hard wedding work today...it was absolutely brill to see you today..thank you for my choccies :EasterBun...my garden is looking lovely...:cool:......and your hat really blended in with the scenery :T:T...and I'm SO glad that Pebble didn;t piddle this time :rotfl::rotfl:

Got your text msge...yes the jumper is here...do you want me to send it or drop it in en route next thursday..or wait until the Fyne ladies-who-luncheon appointment?

Have to say everyone that Numpty being here is a godsend.....even if he is now soaking wet, covered in hair (fur)....got backache....dropped a wheelbarrow on his foot.... and now encaked in dirt......(oi.......it's all innocent gardening stuff!!:cool:) ..xxxxx

PS Rog....visit to Wiltshire can be arranged......(i.e. quick dash up the M4 - my parents are in Bath)....... if you fancy a pint while Numpty is down......:D

Wol2

Tixy wrote: »

Ah that explains it - When I get out the shower I always stand around waggling my bum and panting waiting for someone else to come along and dry me :rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thee and me both Tixy

xx

Nargleblast

Happy wetday everyone

Wol2

Nargleblast wrote: »

Happy wetday everyone

:j:j:j:j:j:j..we;ve had some rain...but seem to have missed the bad bits..:j:j:j:j:j:j..about time........I could do with a bit of a break :D

..and Numpty's fed up keeping his wellies by his bed :rotfl::rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey

rog2 wrote: »

I tried that once - and am still waiting. :rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl:

If it was me i'd be waiting for my bum to stop wagging:eek::rotfl:

Tixy

Bump from 2

Horace

Just dropping in to say hi. The op went well and I am now home but still feel dopey from the anasthetic and I carnt speel either.

Had a traumatic time last night - there was a nutter on the wards who kept screaming that he wanted to leave, apparently he was in at the weekend for treatment as he has burst a blood vessel in his eye by jabbing himself with his druggie needle:rolleyes: I went to the nurse's station to ask for some toiletpaper (so degrading as there wasnt any:mad: the nutter was screaming at them and had grabbed a chair from the dayroom and was waving it about. As there was no toilet paper, I went back to my bed to pick up some facial tissues and the nursers were backing away from him - I went to the loo (when you have a GA - it makes you go) when I came out the idiot was wielding a different chair and shoving it in my direction (like a lion tamer) needless to say it was quite unnerving as I had had my surgery, I couldnt wear glasses and had this massive patch on my eye, I thought about calling the police as my mobile was on my bedside table but the police eventually arrived and took him away - with the promise to bring him back the next day, we all voted on our ward to not accept him back because there was no need for that type of behaviour especially towards us patients. I have never witnessed anything like it and hope never too again. I am relieved to be home and was taken to Aldi to do a bit of shopping then I went to a pub for some lunch - it was great to eat real food that was easily identifiable and actually tasted of what it should taste of instead of being a stale cheese sandwich or soup that tasted of salt and a dinner that tasted of nothing. Fell exhausted into my bed and then slept till 7pm and I am about to go there again - I am really tired and don't feel so hot.

It rained and rained - ex OH was supposed to come up last night but a 2.5hour thunderstorm kept him in London and so he drove up today.