Notice to newcomers - part 4

Horace

Sorry if I sounded rude Numpty...I just read back wot I wrote and it doesnt read well at all:rolleyes: Honestly, I don't want anything for it or the postage. I recycled the jiffybag too:D

I can vouch for the bread & butter pudding - its yummy (mind you I could live on that).

I dont know anything about interwebby or webby things which is why I put my trust in experts and sometimes I wonder if I am doing the right thing:rolleyes:

Tixy

Horace wrote: »

Tixy - hasnt the hen noticed that she has ducklings?Hens are pretty stupid and its her first brood. She does keep taking them to the nice dry soil and encouraging them to scratch in the soil for tasty morsels. Webbed feet aren't so good for this :rolleyes:. They aren't very interested in water yet but thats always fun to watch when they start playing in it and she'll get cross.

Wol - how much did you bribe the council to say that you had an area of AOB? Well done on getting some new guineapig HQ though:D I thought it was Wol herself who was the Outstanding Beauty?!

Am stressing about websites today - mine is about to be taken offline and will be put back online later on in the week. Remind me why it was a good idea to change because so far its more hassle than its worth:rolleyes:
:jBecause the new one is going to be much better and help you get loads of customers

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Horace

I hope I do get customers Tixy anyway my new site will have a link to my blog which isnt all about weddings either, sometimes its me griping and speculating about things. Today, I am discussing female tennis players sounding like a bunch of warthogs fighting over a truffle - well, they do grunt an awful lot:rotfl:

Isnt that a bit mean to the hen letting her have quackies as her first brood? She will certainly be confused later on when they start swimming in the bird bath:rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey

Hens are pretty stupid and its her first brood. She does keep taking them to the nice dry soil and encouraging them to scratch in the soil for tasty morsels. Webbed feet aren't so good for this :rolleyes:. They aren't very interested in water yet but thats always fun to watch when they start playing in it and she'll get cross.

That is so funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Horace

I don't know about hens being stupid - haven't you seen the film chicken run?:rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

I don't know about hens being stupid - haven't you seen the film chicken run?:rotfl:

Nope

Nargleblast

Another happy hot day and happy hot night peeps! Bump to page 1.

Horace

I cannot believe that Numpty hasnt seen chicken run:rolleyes:

Its too hot - we've been warned about thunderstorms and tornadoes:eek:

I heard on the news tonight that an undated 20p sold for £5500 on ebay - I want one...waaahhh

Wol2

Horace wrote: »

I cannot believe that Numpty hasnt seen chicken run:rolleyes:

Its too hot - we've been warned about thunderstorms and tornadoes:eek:

I heard on the news tonight that an undated 20p sold for £5500 on ebay - I want one...waaahhh

Don;t worry Horace....I will make sure Chicken Run is compulsive viewing when Numpty is next darn sarf

:eek::eek: to tornadoes...I remember the last one to hit Brum a few years ago

Unfortunately we have hot weather until the weekend....piggies are taking it in turns to spend the afternoon in the house where it is cooler :cool:

xxx

Tixy

pania wrote: »

Hi everybody.


Over the last few weeks we have had a number of "troll" attacks on the boards.

What is a Troll? A troll is a person that posts deliberately provocative, nasty or hurtful comments on threads. They may be a person with no previous connection to the board or someone that has created a pseudonym to get their point made.

If you should get a comment made on any thread you post asking for help and advice please realise this comment is not directed at you personally.
We really are all a lovely bunch here (oops, modest, sorry) so please ignore these nasty comments and continue to post here as normal.

what should i do if i get a comment made on my thread?

firstly do not respond to the comment as this invariably is what the person wants. At the bottom of the post, on the left hand side is a red "warning" triangle. Click this and then "send" the message that comes up. This will report the message to abuse who will review it's content and delete it.

The person we had this morning was particularly vile and nasty and please believe me is an extreme rarity here.
Above all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE BOARDS. THIS SITE IS AN ASSET TO SO MANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT FEELS THE WORLD IS FALLING IN ON YOU. THERE IS SUCH A WEALTH OF ADVICE HERE TO BE HAD THAT THE COMMENTS OF ONE MUST NOT DETER YOU FROM AVAILING YOURSELF OF THE KNOWLEDGE HERE!!!!

It is testament to the work that martin has done and continues to do that so many people give their time knowledge and experience freely to others, without judgement, to lift people out of the depths of debt crisis

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE ACTIONS OF THE MINORITY RUIN THAT.


Kind wishes
P

Time for another of these;)
Goodnight All