Notice to newcomers - part 4

Horace

Well done on the free money Numpty.

As for directions to the Noodie beach at Studland - you either get to it by walking from Ferry Road Studland (or parking on the National Trust carpark by the chain ferry and its an awfully long through the marshes and along Shell Bay or you go in from the Knoll Beach carpark and walk for about 2 miles down the beach...Anyway you need to keep away from the swingers and the pervs and they don't like it if you take binoculars with you as they think you are lookng at them:eek: I swear I don't...I am always watching the boats out at sea..honest:D

clio

Liar Liar pants on fire....:D

ZTD

clio wrote: »

Liar Liar pants on fire....:D

It's a nudist beach - there are no pants.

It's probably a burning bush.

Tixy

Sounds like you have a very successful day at your event Horace.:T
I had the day off and painted my nails and went for a cut & colour and the hairdressers. Now I might finish my pamper day with some fake tan as the sun is never going to appear round here.

England is too too cold for nuddie beaches :eek: anything cold and shriveled is never appetising :eek::eek:.

Horace

Tixy - Studland has its own microclimate so it is actually quite warm and you do see all sorts:eek:

I have seen lots of burnt things on the beach clio but not pants - there are lots of signs saying nudists may be seen after this point so what the nudists do is stride along with their kit off and when they reach the sign put their clothes back on and then walk along the rest of the beach. Its quite amusing. Seriously though I don't study them because all dangly bits look the same and are really quite boring but the portland coastguard is always being called out so you see rescues and sometimes the SBS on exercises - the last time they were out they were winching boats from the sea up to the helicopters and then flying around with them before putting them back in the water:cool:

Anyway, its time for bed now...nite nite.

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all

*MF*

...and good morning to you Numpty, and everyone else, looks like it's going to be a nice bright sunny day.

Numpty_Monkey

Your up early MF

Lula-Hula

Morning beautiful peeps

Bright & sunny here, washing in the machine then my car's going for it's bonnet check & clean :cool:

Garage in nearby Poshy town so lula will be scouring charity shops for cook books for Numpty

See you on the other side my lovelies

Lula
xx

clio

It is here as well Lula. Going too be a belta today yippeeee:)