Notice to newcomers - part 4

Wol2

clio wrote: »

That well might be my mode of transport. But get a look at ZTD's Supa Doopa Reliant Kitten......lol \0/

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Hi All...just a quick update while Numpty is setting the sights on the secret weapon.....because I was blithely rummaging in the compost bin yesterday completely oblivious to the rat's *rse that was visible to Numpty :eek::D:cool:

We have been very very busy...guess what everyone........NUMPTY OVERSLEPT THIS MORNING:eek: :T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T

I was up at silly o'clock..(5am _pale_)......and he didn;t emerge until..........7.15am :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Car booty was a bit of a let down financially......we only made £25 profit towards the bridge fund.... but we realised rather quickly it was obviously the wong car boot....this one was clearly the "everything under £1.00" boot sale.....even our northern monkey friend was completely disgusted with how "fish's t*t tight" ..... people were darn this far sarf ( I believe he used that phrase to Smashed earlier when she rang to check how we were doing ).:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well this afternoon all the guineas (bar Grommie and Fleure) are now outside.....and enjoying the sunshine...and their new runs.......

Horace Hun.....keep the faith...and big hugs........chez Wol beckons....:grouphug:
Off now as have to put roast beef into oven......need to keep Numpty fed after all...
xxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

We have been very very busy...guess what everyone........NUMPTY OVERSLEPT THIS MORNING:eek: :T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T

I was up at silly o'clock..(5am _pale_)......and he didn;t emerge until..........7.15am :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Oh no...what have you done to the poor lad?!

clio

Horace
Would you not even go in one of them if john wayne was driving it ???
Bet you would . I would if it was Claudia Winkleman behind the wheel -
I'd just wear me crash helmet hehehehehe:)

ZTD

clio wrote: »

Horace
Would oyu not even go in one of them if john wayne was driving it ???

Given the fact he's dead..? Or do you mean John Wayne Bobbitt? :eek:

clio wrote: »

Bet you would . I would if it was Claudia Winkleman behind the wheel -
I'd just wear me crash helmet hehehehehe:)

If it was Claudia Winkleman strapped to the front bumper, then I'd drive it...

clio

Forgot JW was dead. So i'll say if brad pitt was drivng or someone similar??

Horace

Err no...I have standards clio and they're not that low to allow me to get into a vehicle such as that:eek: I don't like Brad Pitt anyway..he's boring:rotfl:

Z - who is john wayne bobbit?

Wol - East Grinstead air must be doing Numpty the world of good if he had a lie in this morning, mind you 7.15am isnt a lie in - I didnt drag myself out of bed til 10.15am:eek::j

Things are alright - have spoken again to him from darn sarf and have told him that he needs to put 100% effort in, he admitted that he had never seen me so angry, he thought angry was screaming and shouting at him and not being as cool as a cucumber like I was yesterday. We shall wait and see what he does...so watch this space. We shall remain friends - it maybe that if he puts the effort in and makes me feel loved and wanted then things will change between us but not whilst he is putting me last behind his workmates and his fat skiing buddy:rolleyes:

I have had a slobbing day - vegging in front of the telly, and reading the newspapers (not very MSE but I bought two of them today:rolleyes:).

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

Oh no...what have you done to the poor lad?!

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PS Numpty is going to deny everything you can think of (oops..yes I mean you Z...as you will probs think of more than most!;))

xxxxx

Wol2

Horace wrote: »

Err no...I have standards clio and they're not that low to allow me to get into a vehicle such as that:eek: I don't like Brad Pitt anyway..he's boring:rotfl:

Z - who is john wayne bobbit?

Wol - East Grinstead air must be doing Numpty the world of good if he had a lie in this morning, mind you 7.15am isnt a lie in - I didnt drag myself out of bed til 10.15am:eek::j

Wot!! only 10.15.:rotfl::rotfl:.Horace my girl, perchance....you might be letting the side down a tad methinks :whistle::whistle:...as for me.... Dressing gowns (fluffy ones please!).....til 1pm are the acceptable dress code chez Wol's :eek:

(OOPS.....ladies...not Numpty I hasten to add:D!)

Things are alright - have spoken again to him from darn sarf and have told him that he needs to put 100% effort in, he admitted that he had never seen me so angry, he thought angry was screaming and shouting at him and not being as cool as a cucumber like I was yesterday.

Right on gal..as cool as Baldrics underpants...(BOB you would be proud of me )


We shall wait and see what he does...so watch this space.

Seriously hope you get the outcome you wish for my dear.....and keeping fingers and paws all crossed for you here at chez Wol
We shall remain friends - it maybe that if he puts the effort in and makes me feel loved and wanted then things will change between us but not whilst he is putting me last behind his workmates and his fat skiing buddy:rolleyes:

:T:T:TStay with it Hun

I have had a slobbing day - vegging in front of the telly, and reading the newspapers (not very MSE but I bought two of them today:rolleyes:).

Slobbing is good...I love slobbing (opps.../i mean now..... cos I was useless at it before!).........my counsellor tells me slobbing is good...I am therefore reccommending it to all my friends...and Horace sweetie..you IS my friend

Hugs
xxxx

ZTD

Horace wrote: »

Z - who is john wayne bobbit?

A very notorious man...

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

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PS Numpty is going to deny everything you can think of (oops..yes I mean you Z...as you will probs think of more than most!;))

Moi?

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