Notice to newcomers - part 4

Lula-Hula

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I know:eek:

The gobby sod

Ahem,

note to all :

Long call because Lula had to say 'beg your pardon' every 5 minutes because she couldnt understand what Numpty was saying - I thought Yorkshire was in England & they spoke English up there too :p:D

Just kidding my lovely :kisses3:

Can I repay you in hobnobs :rotfl:

ZTD

Tixy wrote: »

My folks are planting a new wood on their land at the moment. Over the last 3 years I think they have planted around 250trees - all british natives. It will look great in 30years! They have sadly had to cut down a few old fruit trees in their very old orchard but enough still remain.

That reminds me a bit of this...

Horace

clio wrote: »

Horace lol lamp - thats what that old biddys daughter said when we had words over the parking ages ago... Me was only messing..:A

Still gonna lamp you one:p You can wash your own motorbike and tend your own garden too:p

Stop trying to look innocent Clio - that unfed puppy dog expression doesnt work with me:rotfl:

Well best go to bed, I have a busy day tomorrow including a last minute mystery shop:j

Nighty night all...xxxxxxxxx

Numpty_Monkey

Lula-Hula wrote: »

Ahem,

note to all :

Long call because Lula had to say 'beg your pardon' every 5 minutes because she couldnt understand what Numpty was saying - I thought Yorkshire was in England & they spoke English up there too :p:D

Just kidding my lovely :kisses3:

Can I repay you in hobnobs :rotfl:

We talk English up here:T

is you lot who talk poshy:p

payment in hobnobs accepted:A:D

clio

Horace you are funny lol....

C'mon rise n shine you very lazy buggalugs. It's da week end yippee:)

Numpty_Monkey

What you doing up at that time

clio

Good morning numpty my yorky friend:)

Couldn't sleep so decided too get up early, and there's a bike show on near me so if it turns out nice n sunny i'll go too it..

Nargleblast

Good morning Numpty and Clio, sounds like you both wet the bed this morning (5:22 am indeed! Most normal people are still asleep then! Except me when I'm on nights of course...)

Looking forward to getting our little feathered friends this afternoon.

Nowt wrong wi' Yorkshire chat, that's proper English, thar'is!

Horace

I is not funny Clio - don't mess with me

I got up at 7.45am - have yet to wash my hair and get ready to go out, as part of my cunning plan to get some business I am helping my local parliamentary candidate drum up some support (I am hoping that this will eventually lead to being paid:j), then I have to do a mystery shop this afternoon - I must be good as I get the last minute jobs:cool:

Its brummies who speak proper English - some of their words are old anglo saxon ones (seriously, and I don't mean swear words either:D).

*MF*

pania wrote: »

Hi everybody.


Over the last few weeks we have had a number of "troll" attacks on the boards.

What is a Troll? A troll is a person that posts deliberately provocative, nasty or hurtful comments on threads. They may be a person with no previous connection to the board or someone that has created a pseudonym to get their point made.

If you should get a comment made on any thread you post asking for help and advice please realise this comment is not directed at you personally.
We really are all a lovely bunch here (oops, modest, sorry) so please ignore these nasty comments and continue to post here as normal.

what should i do if i get a comment made on my thread?

firstly do not respond to the comment as this invariably is what the person wants. At the bottom of the post, on the left hand side is a red "warning" triangle. Click this and then "send" the message that comes up. This will report the message to abuse who will review it's content and delete it.

The person we had this morning was particularly vile and nasty and please believe me is an extreme rarity here.
Above all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE BOARDS. THIS SITE IS AN ASSET TO SO MANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT FEELS THE WORLD IS FALLING IN ON YOU. THERE IS SUCH A WEALTH OF ADVICE HERE TO BE HAD THAT THE COMMENTS OF ONE MUST NOT DETER YOU FROM AVAILING YOURSELF OF THE KNOWLEDGE HERE!!!!

It is testament to the work that martin has done and continues to do that so many people give their time knowledge and experience freely to others, without judgement, to lift people out of the depths of debt crisis

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE ACTIONS OF THE MINORITY RUIN THAT.


Kind wishes
P

Found wandering lost and aimlessly on Pg 2 :eek:

Morning all!