Wacko Jacko? when? where? (merged)

square88

Beggars cant be choosers

Iam still hoping I can get code let alone a ticket

helen1983_2

anyone .... aeg code needed ... :beer: please xxx

watchitm80

OK, I'll give a presale code for the funniest joke before 2.30pm.

moneypooh

this silly booking system is a good joke:rotfl:

mrluke

wanan hear a joke?


look on the site ... sept Tue the 3rd...

now thats a joke in its self.

fireuptheband

24 dates now! What do you reckon, 30 in total?

Hope there's some left for me on Friday, as there's chance of getting a MJ Live code for me.

k1rkyc

Does anyone think he'll last 2 months?!!! :eek:

prettypoppyknickers

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

always reminds me of something i have done.

kforshaw

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.
During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.
Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ...

charlie61_2

k1rkyc wrote: »

Does anyone think he'll last 2 months?!!! :eek:

Got to agree with you, I was worrying he'd last 10 days!!

Booked my tickets after hours of great fun trying..... and booked hotel.

I think that'll be the next problem once you've got tickets - finding a cheap hotel !!!!:eek: