The Compers Inn - Part 14

sally2489

NoNameWoman wrote: »

Princess Pixiedust, be prepared for some Southerner's comeback tomorrow!!! They may be all in bed !!! I am in the North myself so .. like your joke

I am off work tomorrow (worked Friday instead) and my presentation is at 1:00 O'clock so I have to leave at 11:00 for handout prints, etc...can't wait for this to be over..never again :eek: It has been nervewrecking...can't even get to sleep despite having two Glenn Rossies so far and I am getting more alert!!!!!

I'm in South...like joke though!!
Good luck with your presentation, i had 1 last year, and 1 this yr!
This yr was defo easier, just pictured the presentation being over, and time didn't drag so much!
Hope it all goes well!!!:D

xxx

sally2489

Thanks Mamzie!

night. xxx

Im off myself too...after few more comps!:o :rolleyes:

NoNameWoman

Thanks Mamzie and Sally x night and hope all goes well with you too Sally...just keep your ID handy

sally2489

NoNameWoman wrote: »

Thanks Mamzie and Sally x night and hope all goes well with you too Sally...just keep your ID handy

:rotfl: Thanks!
Yep, double, and triple checked i have all my things ready...taking 4 pieces of id, in case they don't accept some...better to be safe than sorry, and i wanna make a good impression on my 1st day!! xxx

T--J

This is the version of the joke that I've heard:

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "Where were you?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds; "Look son, look what I've made".

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

God replied, "It's a planet and I've put LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there is a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them, that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here. I've put a continent of white people
in the north and another one of black people in the south."

The archangel then said, "And what's that there?"

And God said "Ah - that is WALES - and that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; beautiful Mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast-line. These people here are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving. And I'm going to give them this superhuman, undefeatable rugby team which
will be blessed with the most talented, and charismatic specimens on the planet, and will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance."

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the irritating loud-mouthed !!!!!! I'm putting in the country next to them."

*runs for the hills*

sally2489

Think the joke is funny t---J!!!:D

I said i was going by 1am, but got carried away with comps...just finished 3/02!:D
Will use my 3 alarms this time, and have a banana before i go, so i get energy, and don't fall asleep there, don't normally have breakfast!:o

Really hope tomorow goes well...its induction week, and im gonnabe getting shown around the place, and introduced to all the staff!!
Hope they're nice...they might not like a new person coming into their place of work, even though im only a student!

Really scary!!

See you tomorow evening!
xxx

Miss_Cinnabon

lol t-j:rotfl:

im miffed with dh this morning:mad: i asked him to take his car to work this morning so he could pick lo up from nursery when he finished work, but no he has written a note saying its -3 and he couldnt get it started in time, what a load of rubbish, bet he never even tried it!

there is a bus at 12, but i have to do ds's insulin at 12.10 then there is another bus at 1 but then that would make him 30 minutes late for nursery, ugh dont know what to do!

dh got me a new hoover yesterday and lo thinks it is his:rotfl:he is really excited about using it today:rolleyes:

divadee

MORNING, little miss divadee is off school today on teacher training day (why cant they do those in the holidays :rolleyes: ) got some more jobs to do in the garden, and dont know what else we will do as mr divadee is off work this week on holiday

hope everyone is well xxxx

ThinkingOfLinking

Morning all!!

I'm off out early to the job centre, then back here to comp, then back out for that job interview.

Hope to find some nice prize parcels on my doormat when I come back, but probably won't.

cathyj

Morning all,

good luck flickering,

quick surf before I go off to work

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